@miaomiao554: While preparing dinner for my wife's entire family, I stepped into the garage for more chairs and heard her brother say, "I still can't believe you married this loser. Dad's right—you need to divorce him before you have kids and get stuck forever." She returned with the chairs and continued hosting with a perfect smile. Three days later, my WhatsApp was flooded with 43 desperate messages begging me to talk. #redditreadings