my players were (jokingly) offered a kobold slave by an evil npc as payment. they took him, killed the npc and bought another slave so the first could have a friend. they're named squeaky and uggy
2025-04-23 13:18:31
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mancechappell :
My Tabaxi paladin kept rolling 1’s and 2’ damaging the goblin horde and so I offered the last goblin (labeled ‘3’ on the map) his salvation through my god and he took it. 8 years and a campaign later,
2025-04-22 23:32:10
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mancechappell :
Last session, the party found the king and the goblin dead after an ambush and used their only diamond to revive Three and not the king. This did not extend the narrative as expected but now they have a foul mouthed goblin of their own.
2025-05-16 03:01:58
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CRYPTID :
Paladin turned Ninja Deva has 2 Kobolds, a Flumph, a mimic that has turned itself into a lock of his hair, a vampire boyfriend, and is friend of all goblins(gobbies) with good alignments... And accidentally married a Fey prince
2025-04-24 12:06:53
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Angela Anaconda :
my barbarian did that, then got the goblin killed. She now wears his head on her shoulder as a reminder that she needs to do better.
2025-04-23 23:32:45
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Jade Icing :
My ranger legally adopted a goblin. His name is now Droop Eldersong
2025-04-23 22:06:22
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MajorMark 17 :
My players did this, warned them fully the goblin did not want this, they force it to travel with them, had to stealth and left goblin alone with their fave npc, goblin killed npc and ran away
2025-04-23 17:18:03
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LillianGallows :
I did this with a Twig Blight, they were the last one alive and seemed so scared so my druid purified them. They became my little twiggy friend named Burch and rode around in her hair ☺️
2025-04-23 17:48:37
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JC :
Once had the last goblin surrender so I ( a Dragonborn Barbarian ) proceeded roll a Nat 20 to end him and power bombed him so hard that it accidentally opened a mini portal to the 9 hells.
2025-04-23 16:43:12
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Lithaos :
Someone joked that Heel Cena sounds like Dane Cook and I can't unhear it now.
2025-04-24 10:45:32
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Reaper6578 U :
My cleric did this. And my druid….
2025-04-23 05:06:39
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Trich Time 🍉💙 :
if not friend, then why friend shaped?!
2025-04-24 00:52:53
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NickNack :
my druid did this with a toddler kobold. her name is Lynn. she is now the druids daughter. (though it should be granddaughter, he's old as dirt)
2025-04-23 20:43:35
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mk5_mate :
Took a whopping total of 2 sessions before my players took a goblin & it’s their first ever campaign. I was so proud 🥹
2025-04-23 06:23:32
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Phantom56 :
hoping this will be my kenku monk with our half orc paladin with 1 brain cell tonight! session 1 (my sess 0 cus I missed last week)
2025-04-23 17:59:58
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Vail_John :
how about a rogue running up and taking a dragon egg before the druid could do anything 😂
2025-04-24 01:52:19
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only somewhat seen :
"How adoptable is this kobold?"
-A direct quote from one of my players in the last session.
2025-04-24 07:56:03
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katebegate :
I literally did this two sessions ago 😂😂😂
2025-04-23 06:29:12
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Kai :
They did. His name is Rot.
2025-04-24 12:42:14
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Garooda Jin :
I always save at least one as a sorcerer and make it sign a life debt contract. 😂
2025-04-22 22:29:25
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monsterwulf_games :
a new friend
2025-04-23 01:33:57
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7:00 News At 8 :
An excellent crossover meme.
2025-04-23 17:41:57
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Dakota :
@LitLikeAMatch HAHAHAHAHA
2025-04-23 00:29:07
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Harker121 :
🤣🤣🤣
2025-04-24 23:37:16
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KOGS07 :
@Philip.j.fry @oda 😻
2025-04-24 19:24:25
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