@qredditdings: My Neighbor Called, Saying There Was A Moving Truck Parked Beside My House. I Got There & Saw My Wife Of 17 Years Moving Her Lover's Stuff In. She Threw Divorce And Adoption Papers At Me, Saying, "Be A Real Man Just Once & Leave. No One Wants You Around. Your Daughter Is Ashamed Of A Overweight Loser Like You. My Boyfriend Will Adopt Her." I Grabbed A Bag And Silently Left. The Next Morning, She Woke Up To A Loud Bang. Downstairs, She Found My Ultimate Revenge. I Had 167 Desperate Calls And Texts: "Honey, It Was Just A Joke." Plus three updates : #reddit #storytelling #story #redditstorytime #redditstories #redditreadings #redditstoriestts #reddit_tiktok #storytime #askreddit