@qredditdings: At My Brother's Wedding, I Found My Seat-A Wobbly Folding Chair Behind a Column Next to the Speakers. When I Asked, His Fiancée's Mom Smirked, 'She Said You're Not Really Part Of "Their" Side Of The Family.' I Looked Around-Even My Brother's High School Lab Partner Had a Front-Row Seat. So I Walked Up During The Toasts, Took Back The Envelope With My $2,000 Check, And Said Into The Mic, 'Congrats To The Happy Couple-May Your Marriage Last Longer Than My Respect For You.' My Brother's Face Went Pale. His Bride Just Stared. I Dropped The Mic And Walked Out While Everyone Whispered. Plus one update. #storytime #redditstories #redditreadings #storytelling