@reddit4716: I GOT FIRED BY THE NEW MALE BOSS, WHO HAD NO IDEA I HOLD A SYSTEM PATENT. 'I WON'T SPEND ANOTHER DIME ON AN INCOMPETENT EMPLOYEE,' HE SAID. I JUST SMILED AND SAID, 'GOOD LUCK.' HE HAD NO IDEA HOW FUN#reddit #redditstories #redditreadin