Players: "Watch me"
also players when they get wiped in 2 turns
"Why would you do that to us, it's absolutely unfun"
2025-04-28 10:13:10
155
Mo.Jo :
My players tried to summon Vecna at the start of our follow-on campaign. Almost a TPK until I said: “You all see a blinding light, and arrive in Alustriel’s Sanctum. She screeches ‘WHAT WHERE YOU (1)
2025-04-28 12:55:46
6
Bromwell Balthazar :
YOU DONT GET TO DETERMINE MY OUTCOME (I would then lose first round of combat)
2025-04-26 20:30:24
91
joeforckio :
I said to my lv1 party that the entire army of the capital city was coming to them, they did not listen and attacked them, when they all died they blamed me for making the encounter too hard
2025-04-28 11:18:19
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MadLadz :
You see i love hard fights no pulled punches, if death isnt on the table then the fight was too easy, were here for Glory not coin
2025-04-28 22:01:11
7
Fizzy :
never underestimate our pride
2025-06-03 02:48:54
6
Goht :
But imagine the amount of xp if we win
2025-05-14 22:25:56
6
Ty W :
Had this happen and our DM was going to use it to railroad the story forward…….we somehow miraculously won and he just sat there baffled and speechless.
2025-04-27 03:52:00
8
Slowpoke Rosa :
yeah but the villagers need time to escape
2025-05-05 07:01:29
3
Hiroki :
i'd win😭😭😭
2025-04-28 11:01:43
2
Vūkk :
EVERY DAMN TIME!!
2025-04-29 02:25:03
1
ɖɛ℘ཞɛʂʂı۷ɛ ɬῳıŋƙ :
player got beat so bad we had to retcon the fight and say it was a dream
2025-06-03 06:23:45
0
Tim Swarley :
Meine Spieler jedes Mal! „Das ist ein ausgewachsener Drache! Der kann fliegen!“ - they don’t care
2025-05-11 20:37:31
0
BodyArtAtLarge :
Oh hey! That was bobblin the goblin for us. We almost 🪦 The DM after we won: 😨 But…but it was unwinnable. Us: BOBBLIN THE GOBLIN JUST GOBBLED THE PALADINS’ AC OF 29’s 🥜 WHOO
2025-05-02 02:14:26
0
MirosTallTales :
That’s the don’t push the button idea. They now want to push it
Never run from combat. Your dm worked hard on that! (I’m the dm, I’m going to win dnd because of your hubris)
2025-04-26 22:16:37
6
NiMBUS of GROMTHAR! :
💪💪💪GOOD AFTERNOON ADVENTURERs!🏋️♂️i bench-pressed a crypt.⚰️You can too.🫵🏻 Believe in yourself and warm up first.👏🏻 #ogrePALADiN #followME #DiNGUS
2025-04-30 22:50:43
1
beepboop.6 :
we didn't know it was unwinnable beforehand.
was a random encounter roll, that our dm expected us to back off from, which we had good chance of doing. it was a mimic colony disguised as a ship...
2025-04-27 04:45:03
1
Hilarity Save RPG :
Pogo vibes
2025-05-20 14:32:55
0
Omac_Achilles :
I told my players that the mountain full of nuclear weapon using geniuses was not a good idea. Sure enough, the Enola flew over head 3 min later and tpk'd them.
2025-05-02 15:22:04
0
Penniless :
Fellow dms. What am I doing wrong that they actually win 😔 (I’m glad my players have fun but I’m gonna get them)
2025-05-02 13:43:47
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