@reddityama: At Thanksgiving Dinner, My Sister Smirked and Said, ‘Let’s Be Thankful We’re Not Pathetic Like Some People At This Table.’ Everyone Laughed. I Just Set Down My Fork, Smiled, and Said, ‘Funny — Grandpa Didn’t Think I Was Pathetic When He Left Me Everything. Good Luck Finding Somewhere Else To Live.’ The Room Fell Completely Silent.