@reddit0539: At my brother's housewarming, I handed him a $500 gift card and did all the heavy lifting. When I asked, "What time tomorrow for family brunch?" he rolled his eyes and snapped, "Bro, you're just the help. Only real family gets invited." The room burst out laughing. I swallowed it. What I did next made sure that house didn't stay his for long. Yesterday he sent 12 messages: "Pick up the damn phone. You ruined everything."