@splattergirlhorror: told my 17 yr old this and he told me to "get out." (im up to my neck in octopus material because of my next book im releasing) 🐙🎀
Guaranteed this was figured out by the great Greek philosopher Bophades.
2025-05-05 18:39:10
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scotty.tea :
Unsure if I’m being bamboozled or enwisened
2025-05-05 19:23:36
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davethemuffinman :
I ACTUALLY DID KNOW THIS FACT AND OCTOPODES IS MY FAVOURITE WORD! 😂😂😂 Slightly in front of pizzazz and assassin
2025-07-28 19:22:18
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Suavegodlegend :
Solid mom joke. Dad could never 🤣🤣🤣
2025-05-05 18:35:33
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Juvon Council :
That's funny
2025-05-07 02:21:28
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Douglas Crawford :
You got me on that one!🤣
2025-05-08 02:34:52
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Golden Sneakers :
I trusted you
2025-05-05 16:42:30
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Evanevitable :
*Slow Clap 👏* My hat goes off to you!
2025-05-05 17:30:14
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Alliegatortater :
my husband has been correcting me for years about this but he says "octopodes" like it rhymes with toads. now we're both wrong and laughing 😂
2025-05-04 21:15:33
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✨Busted EK Hatch✨ :
Good joke but actually Octopus has multiple root languages so Octopi, Octopuses and Octopodes are all correct pluralizations.
2025-05-28 00:30:48
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Gina Gilstrap :
I feel like I just got Rickrolled.
2025-07-03 17:12:59
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Edw4rd1968 🇨🇦 :
Good joke, but all acceptable due to common usage.
2025-05-06 17:12:52
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henkkoekemoer781 :
Ontopofthese lip is a shining thingy!
2025-05-08 04:02:47
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kejo :
I was waiting for an octopussies joke 😂 I wasn't disappointed
2025-05-06 21:47:04
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Berserkredhead :
Well played ma'am, well played. 😂
2025-05-05 13:19:55
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BitterSwede :
My "um acshually" reflexes hit so hard until the second half...
2025-05-07 08:20:38
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skunkle :
Understood. But are you aware that the english language derived from five others
2025-07-03 05:54:29
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OurLordBacon 🇨🇦 :
All that just to hit me with a deez nuts joke
2025-05-07 02:57:33
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dr. doom :
absolutely worth the long set up. i salute you
2025-05-05 13:07:47
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Tyler Ray Wilson :
yep gonna remember this one lol
2025-05-08 06:05:40
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travatzhaderach :
well done, friend.
2025-05-06 20:37:28
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Adam Humphress :
I'm dying!!!!
2025-05-06 22:42:36
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Kairon the Tiefling :
The origins and such are important but language also changes over time and some things just become acceptable. Like Merriem Webster and Oxford put some latin origin to the modern word of Octopus.
2025-05-08 10:25:11
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Josh-D :
descriptive not prescriptive, so octopii is valid too. If being pedantic, then octopusses would also not be valid. But yay pun at the end.
2025-05-06 16:45:18
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Ally :
I wish I could stop falling in love with women on the tiktok
2025-05-07 13:04:53
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