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Morgan | Booktok 📚🇺🇸 :
Please add in “non-sexual attention”…. I just want hugs and back rubs after a long day of being a mom
2025-05-07 12:16:47
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Shado :
Ok, just need to let my wife sleep in, make breakfast in bed, duct tape my mouth, take care of the baby all day and keep a protective barrier around her? I’ll be too exhausted… well played ladies 🤣
2025-05-07 02:38:27
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ShadySuits :
“The divorce came out of nowhere”
2025-05-07 16:18:23
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unmocmnon :
“Honey, don’t touch mommy today.” “Why” “the math just works out better that way.”
2025-05-06 22:48:55
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dborup :
Imagine if your husband ONLY did things he felt like doin in your relationship? truly, deeply felt the urge to do? And if you wanted anything not material from him, he made a video like this?
2025-05-07 13:54:52
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Katch Karessah :
Why do we call him "partner"?
2025-07-05 00:20:28
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Dwigt :
So emotional initimacy is transactional, got it.
2025-05-07 16:30:11
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1BadSG :
Cool Susan down the road will take care of me
2025-05-07 13:55:42
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Emma :
Also dont forget minus “How many times ive walked past the thing I asked you to take care of a week ago”
2025-05-07 21:24:58
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Farihah Ferrari Holl :
Someone get this girl a Field Medal for her work in mathematics!!
2025-05-08 02:16:40
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Morg 🐄🩷 :
I want my man after a long day. I'm in enemy territory 😳
2025-05-07 16:01:06
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zacknotmorris :
the best part is that even when the kids get older and don't touch mom as much, the amount of sleep she gets is still too little to overcome any other part of the equation.
2025-05-06 22:56:11
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Jarek :
Guys, please make sure you annoy your partner at least once per day. Otherwise she will start dividing by 0.
2025-05-07 14:26:31
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laura :
Don’t forget to factor in the touches from our husbands when we’re just trying to do a chore THAT THEY COULD BE DOING
2025-05-08 00:06:56
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Simplypunkmama-Autumn :
I get turned off when he complains to much about parenting then I’m not interested
2025-05-07 12:03:38
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Hippiehunters :
so what’s the math if you make zero annoying comments?
2025-05-07 13:24:03
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Annie Shankland :
I was really convinced the video was going to end after you erased the first words😂😂
2025-05-06 21:27:31
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JZ :
Husbands. Last on the list of being given to in the family. First on the list when something is needed from mom.
2025-05-07 15:24:40
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bonniehodge.md :
You forgot the luteal coefficient
2025-05-07 10:14:26
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davidclams :
And then he discovered unconditional love at work and things were never the same for any of them ever again
2025-07-05 21:37:05
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Mel :
Also add to the square root of how much Flowers she get in a month 😂
2025-07-05 13:53:56
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Sean Doe :
If he does all that but 1000 reasons out of his control are what prevents intimacy? Then thats a you issue and I hope he finds happiness and appreciation somewhere else
2025-05-07 12:13:45
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bad dog club :
And we never thought we would need PEMDAS after high school.
2025-05-07 14:38:39
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Hunter Sutherland :
The “sitting down” part to eat… close to never!
2025-05-07 12:33:02
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Mischief_Manager :
+2 for ovulation phase. -5 for leutal phase
2025-05-08 00:36:58
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