@jasonritter1980: I was at a party the other night and they made the mistake of handing out hand fans, and I have NOT STOPPED practicing. Melanie thought I was being helpful and breaking down some cardboard boxes for 20 minutes yesterday, but NOPE. Just training for the inevitable moment when someone approaches and seems to be asking for a strong but gentle breeze to remind them who’s holding the fan and who’s not. Oh, you talking to me?? You talking to me???? I don’t see anyone else around, and you look like you’re overheating because it’s a hot day, so you must be talking to me, and it looks like you need some water so I will be right back. Here you go. Please drink all of that, it’s important to stay hydrated, and I should take my own advice, but believe me you better be on your way if you want to keep your hair like that because I can summon a gust at will that can muss you the f up. Sorry to do a swear, but sometimes it is the only thing that can get through. So BACK OFF unless you want to feel the powerful SWOOP of a large sparrow coming straight at you. Anyway, I really can’t stop opening and closing this thing, it is so satisfying. I love this little guy. Who’s the fan now, fan??? You won’t find a bigger fan of fans than this fan fan! Or maybe you will! I haven’t googled! But I really am a new fan and I guess that makes two of us in this room

Jason Ritter

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Wednesday 07 May 2025 19:13:11 GMT