@reddit.andys: My mom said, "We're only inviting you out of pity, so don't stay long." I just smiled, took a sip of my drink, and quietly left. Two weeks later, they found out I'd sold the family cabin they all counted on for summer vacations. Then the bank statements started arriving. Their joint accounts were closed, the property taxes were unpaid, and a lawyer's letter was on its way. #reddit#foryou#usa