Dissing subscription based models in the wizarding world is something I never knew I needed. 🤣
2025-05-14 12:47:52
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Kylozar :
And then on top of the monthly bloodletting, the new magic wants micro-transfusions to access certain features that the old magic used to include for free with the original sacrifice!
2025-05-14 16:24:44
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Nafanya :
the ai slander is always so good 😄
2025-05-14 12:36:34
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Ampsand888 :
Wait is Clippy an eldritch horror? 😳
2025-05-14 13:13:59
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PuzzleJukebox :
Yeah, I kept my vintage crystal ball because you get limited range on the new ScryOS unless you spring for the upgrade. And don’t get me started on the Lightning versus Unknowable Sorcerous Binding to maintain its charges…
2025-05-14 13:48:11
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IdoBarArt :
tried to cast a simple fireball spell with my new orb amd it asked me to buy the battlepass🥲 went right back to the old one and casted a fireball on the new orb free of charge... i might jailbreak the new one for free spells but then i cant use it for calling other mages? BS if u ask me...
2025-05-14 15:15:06
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SubtleBarbarian :
Slicing my hand open for the spell EVERY TIME I want to conjure a minion is just insane.
2025-05-14 14:25:21
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jasonguy62 :
Plus the “clippy” sprite asking me if I need help with the conjuring spell I’ve been doing for close to 500 YEARS is getting on my last nerve!!!
2025-05-14 15:14:12
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ninja troll face :
I’d switch to a different type of orb but using a nonstandard orb can get you kicked out of wizard duels
2025-05-14 19:17:39
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TheMailman0037 :
its the federal government to a T
2025-05-15 18:03:15
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Nick :
And even if you save your spell slots, if you cancel your subscription the slots you currently have are rendered unusable
2025-05-14 19:45:36
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Orry B :
and every time I use the orb is asks me to take a quick 2 minute survey on how its doing... BAD! It's doing really bad!
2025-05-15 01:22:12
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Stealthbeard :
Increasing spell slots is actually just upping your subscription package 😂
2025-05-14 18:02:34
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Decius Brutus :
Just last week my new orb turned black and then turned white again while I was in the middle of adjusting a demonic contract just to change my scrying spell back to Edge.
2025-05-14 21:53:29
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Techromancer🔻 :
I swear more wizards need to be more like IT and less "wizened sages"
2025-05-15 22:56:29
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Lizzie :
My sword is a century old! They just don't make them like they used to. The enchantments fade, and who has time to find a blacksmith to refresh them?
2025-05-14 18:39:57
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niko black (her, it, them) :
mages publishing tomes and articles like scientists and philosophers arguing about everything from general metaphysics to hyper-specific details of magic
2025-05-27 00:10:25
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Elle J Willard :
wooow your back yay 😂
2025-05-14 16:06:20
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Ale :
i love comparing magic to coding/technology
2025-06-06 13:55:06
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WoL_Stryder :
I could always learn how to make the magic work myself on a new orb but the powers that be demand more of my time than I have free to learn such arcane magicks
2025-05-15 06:06:18
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chibipolarbear :
Feel this in my bones. 😅😭😂
2025-05-14 23:57:19
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joe_nathan977 :
The new age magic just doesn’t work or look the way it does in the ads
2025-05-15 02:36:56
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Aya M :
I miss windows 98 so much
2025-05-14 23:26:52
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Yves Tshefu :
@Zac Speaks Giant you should do a collab with @pat mandziy @Pat Mandziy
2025-05-14 15:22:00
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Siaanna :
😂😂😂
2025-05-14 12:46:10
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