@zacspeaksgiant: Why The Old Magic is less annoying - World Heritage Posts #dnd #funny #fantasy

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sannsplans
Annie :
Dissing subscription based models in the wizarding world is something I never knew I needed. 🤣
2025-05-14 12:47:52
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kylozar
Kylozar :
And then on top of the monthly bloodletting, the new magic wants micro-transfusions to access certain features that the old magic used to include for free with the original sacrifice!
2025-05-14 16:24:44
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kosya_kosyakovna
Nafanya :
the ai slander is always so good 😄
2025-05-14 12:36:34
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miyaa8888
Ampsand888 :
Wait is Clippy an eldritch horror? 😳
2025-05-14 13:13:59
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puzzlejukebox
PuzzleJukebox :
Yeah, I kept my vintage crystal ball because you get limited range on the new ScryOS unless you spring for the upgrade. And don’t get me started on the Lightning versus Unknowable Sorcerous Binding to maintain its charges…
2025-05-14 13:48:11
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idobarart
IdoBarArt :
tried to cast a simple fireball spell with my new orb amd it asked me to buy the battlepass🥲 went right back to the old one and casted a fireball on the new orb free of charge... i might jailbreak the new one for free spells but then i cant use it for calling other mages? BS if u ask me...
2025-05-14 15:15:06
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subtlebarbarian
SubtleBarbarian :
Slicing my hand open for the spell EVERY TIME I want to conjure a minion is just insane.
2025-05-14 14:25:21
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trexseahorse02
jasonguy62 :
Plus the “clippy” sprite asking me if I need help with the conjuring spell I’ve been doing for close to 500 YEARS is getting on my last nerve!!!
2025-05-14 15:14:12
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kidpixdeluxe4
ninja troll face :
I’d switch to a different type of orb but using a nonstandard orb can get you kicked out of wizard duels
2025-05-14 19:17:39
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nutz1183
TheMailman0037 :
its the federal government to a T
2025-05-15 18:03:15
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lyonking84
Nick :
And even if you save your spell slots, if you cancel your subscription the slots you currently have are rendered unusable
2025-05-14 19:45:36
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orryb
Orry B :
and every time I use the orb is asks me to take a quick 2 minute survey on how its doing... BAD! It's doing really bad!
2025-05-15 01:22:12
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stealthbeard3
Stealthbeard :
Increasing spell slots is actually just upping your subscription package 😂
2025-05-14 18:02:34
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deciusbrutus
Decius Brutus :
Just last week my new orb turned black and then turned white again while I was in the middle of adjusting a demonic contract just to change my scrying spell back to Edge.
2025-05-14 21:53:29
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.techromancer
Techromancer🔻 :
I swear more wizards need to be more like IT and less "wizened sages"
2025-05-15 22:56:29
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elllarielle
Lizzie :
My sword is a century old! They just don't make them like they used to. The enchantments fade, and who has time to find a blacksmith to refresh them?
2025-05-14 18:39:57
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nikojblack3
niko black (her, it, them) :
mages publishing tomes and articles like scientists and philosophers arguing about everything from general metaphysics to hyper-specific details of magic
2025-05-27 00:10:25
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ellejwillard
Elle J Willard :
wooow your back yay 😂
2025-05-14 16:06:20
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ale.really.likes.moths
Ale :
i love comparing magic to coding/technology
2025-06-06 13:55:06
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stryder5_wol
WoL_Stryder :
I could always learn how to make the magic work myself on a new orb but the powers that be demand more of my time than I have free to learn such arcane magicks
2025-05-15 06:06:18
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chibipolarbear
chibipolarbear :
Feel this in my bones. 😅😭😂
2025-05-14 23:57:19
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joe_nathan977
joe_nathan977 :
The new age magic just doesn’t work or look the way it does in the ads
2025-05-15 02:36:56
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hustlerscafe
Aya M :
I miss windows 98 so much
2025-05-14 23:26:52
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tshefu.yves
Yves Tshefu :
@Zac Speaks Giant you should do a collab with @pat mandziy @Pat Mandziy
2025-05-14 15:22:00
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bananasiaanna
Siaanna :
😂😂😂
2025-05-14 12:46:10
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