AstroPheen
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𝐍𝖔𝖊𝖑 :
I was like, wow 70 kg chicken, that's a lotta free protein. then I went, oh... wait. but then I realised, you know what, it's still free protein
2025-05-19 10:43:50
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N :
wow thats a big chicken
2025-05-18 20:23:54
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Fri3ndlyFir3 :
I don't get it
2025-05-18 19:46:09
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Vomix :
literally no words
2025-05-18 18:48:54
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MomentsGang™ :
Gotta ask deepseek these questions broski
2025-05-18 22:28:52
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idk :
A. Deep Burial (Most Reliable for No Recovery) Dig a deep hole (at least 2.5–3 meters) in a remote area. Place the chicken inside, cover with lime (speeds decomposition, reduces smell). Fill with dirt, then place heavy rocks or debris on top to deter scavengers. B. Cremation (Permanent but Requires Equipment) If you have access to an industrial incinerator (farmers sometimes use these), this is the most thorough method. A bonfire might work but is unreliable for complete destruction and could attract attention.
2025-05-19 08:37:39
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brugrur :
bro PLEASE show the answear 😭
2025-05-19 05:58:12
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denkulemats :
Eat that shit
2025-05-18 21:19:24
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Jan Śliwiński :
ok so the lore of fnaf is starts somewhere in 1937-39 when William Afton lost his wife somewhere before these years and gone mentally unstable and made a circus world, baby's circus world which he closed just a bit later just after his daughter Elizabeth gone too close to circus baby and was scooped into herself and crying child saw that getting traumatized, somewhere around the same date William closed circus baby and met Henry Emily befriending with him and opening Freadbear' family dinner in which they used spring lock animatronics which could be used also for humans to wear but it was risky since spring locks could go off and kill the person in suit which crying child saw once too as well what traumatized him even more and his older brother Michael Afton started bullying him and in his own b'day shoved his head in freadbear's mouth causing crying child to squirm and cry causing the spring locks go off and Freadbear biting off half of crying child's head what caused Freadbear's family dinner to close, some years later opened one small place which Henry worked on alone without William causing William to get extremely mad and catch daughter of Henry, Cassidy outside of the building and then killing her and leaving her body at the dumpster behind the building as puppet went outside and laid besides the body due to being too broken from the rain and causing remnant from Cassidy to inhabit puppet and posses her some more of deaths happened in that building due to Williams rage and it led the building to close, some years later in 1987 Henry opened a new Pizzeria with animatronic ideas that was made while he was working with William which made William mad again and he went to kill kids in new pizzeria again this time stuffing 5 bodies of 5 kids in classic withered 5, freddy, bonnie, chica, foxy and golden freddy. new pizzeria closed again because William rigged the security system in toy animatronics causing them to attack parents of kids and Mangle bitting off half of head from a night guard causing the most famous bit of 87, few years later there was opened pizzeria once again with now withered animatronics being fixed but being stuffed
2025-05-19 07:15:00
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T0mi_C00ki3 :
What does that mean? 💔
2025-05-19 12:40:31
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krisnfn2 :
"allegedly"
2025-05-18 20:17:14
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ﾌㄖㄒ卂尺ㄖ :
Bro I’m dead💀😭 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
2025-05-19 03:37:39
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Oripori :
If it’s something illegal that he can’t answer just say “in game bro” and he can start cooking again
2025-05-18 20:23:26
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Golden Cooler :
oh. I get it
2025-05-19 05:33:56
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J.K.Viren :
lowkey top 5 tiktoks oat
2025-05-18 22:13:01
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MemeHai :
"There were no signs" 🥀✌️
2025-05-19 20:57:20
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juodasis kazlauskas :
Tried it and it works 😁
2025-05-18 20:38:11
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Miniiguy :
Took me a solid 10 seconds to get it
2025-05-18 20:27:54
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Narcoman_1234 :
ok so the lore of fnaf is starts somewhere in 1937-39 when William Afton lost his wife somewhere before these years and gone mentally unstable and made a circus world, baby's circus world which he closed just a bit later just after his daughter Elizabeth gone too close to circus baby and was scooped into herself and crying child saw that getting traumatized, somewhere around the same date William closed circus baby and met Henry Emily befriending with him and opening Freadbear' family dinner in which they used spring lock animatronics which could be used also for humans to wear but it was risky since spring locks could go off and kill the person in suit which crying child saw once too as well what traumatized him even more and his older brother Michael Afton started bullying him and in his own b'day shoved his head in freadbear's mouth causing crying child to squirm and cry causing the spring locks go off and Freadbear biting off half of crying child's head what caused Freadbear's family dinner to close, some years later opened one small place which Henry worked on alone without William causing William to get extremely mad and catch daughter of Henry, Cassidy outside of the building and then killing her and leaving her body at the dumpster behind the building as puppet went outside and laid besides the body due to being too broken from the rain and causing remnant from Cassidy to inhabit puppet and posses her some more of deaths happened in that building due to Williams rage and it led the building to close, some years later in 1987 Henry opened a new Pizzeria with animatronic ideas that was made while he was working with William which made William mad again and he went to kill kids in new pizzeria again this time stuffing 5 bodies of 5 kids in classic withered 5, freddy, bonnie, chica, foxy and golden freddy. new pizzeria closed again because William rigged the security system in toy animatronics causing them to attack parents of kids and Mangle bitting off half of head from a night guard causing the most famous bit of 87, few years later there was opened pizzeria once again with now withered animatronics being fixed but being stuffed
2025-05-18 20:40:09
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_Løver_ :
does he meant human and not a chicken so chatgpt would say? or.. im wrong?
2025-05-19 00:52:21
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Nayyyyy :
"Hypothetically speaking"
2025-05-19 20:39:44
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amede_17 :
Bro I’m dead💀😭 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
2025-05-19 16:05:22
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Asdsad :
"how did serial killers get away with a dead body?"
2025-05-19 08:44:04
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Markofka_1022 :
He answered, in a lot of detail
2025-05-18 21:22:15
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JAQ :
goated song choice
2025-05-19 10:32:25
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