@flystars_toy: My wife, "the CEO," called and said, "We're downsizing. Today's your last day-unless you want to stay as a janitor." My wife and her sister laughed. "Don't bother to come home. The locks have been changed." My wife smirked. I smiled and replied, "Thanks for the amazing offer." A few days later, she walked into a $500 million deal meeting and froze when she saw me sitting with her biggest rival. But the real surprise hadn't even hit her yet.