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Reem Teshale :
As a former toddler this is true
2025-05-19 17:00:05
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Nasha :
(Topical speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
2025-05-19 19:33:16
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urfave_kate😛✌ :
is it me or he looks like Tyler
2025-07-18 09:41:10
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𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝕣𝕘𝕓🇲🇦 :
As a retired toddler I can confirm this
2025-05-20 13:53:22
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Kiko_Mei :
Bro I’m dead💀😭 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
2025-05-19 19:14:59
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kurxdraws✝️ :
ok so the lore of fnaf is starts somewhere in 1937-39 when William Afton lost his wife somewhere before these years and gone mentally unstable and made a circus world, baby's circus world which he closed just a bit later just after his daughter Elizabeth gone too close to circus baby and was scooped into herself and crying child saw that getting traumatized, somewhere around the same date William closed circus baby and met Henry Emily befriending with him and opening Freadbear's family dinner in which they used spring lock animatronics which could be used also for humans to wear but it was risky since spring locks could go off and kill the person in suit which crying child saw once too as well what traumatized him even more and his older brother Michael Afton started bullying him and in his own b'day shoved his head in freadbear's mouth causing crying child to squirm and cry causing the spring locks go off and Freadbear biting off half of crying child's head what caused Freadbear's family dinner to close, some years later opened one small place which Henry worked on alone without William causing William to get extremely mad and catch daughter of Henry, Cassidy outside of the building and then killing her and leaving her body at the dumpster behind the building as puppet went outside and laid besides the body due to being too broken from the rain and causing remnant from Cassidy to inhabit puppet and posses her some more of deaths happened in that building due to Williams rage and it led the building to close, some years later in 1987 Henry opened a new Pizzeria with animatronic ideas that was made while he was working with William which made William mad again and he went to kill kids in new pizzeria again this time stuffing 5 bodies of 5 kids in classic withered 5, freddy, bonnie, chica, foxy and golden freddy. new pizzeria closed again because William rigged the security system in toy animatronics causing them to attack parents of kids and Mangle bitting off half of head from a night guard causing the most famous bit of 87, few years later there was opened pizzeria once again with now withered animatronics being fixed but being stu
2025-05-20 15:50:06
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Doglover/editor :
Forgive me God for Lying. Forgive me God for Lusting. Forgive me God for Lazing. Forgive me God for doubting You. Forgive me God for ignoring you. in Jesus name we say…?
2025-07-08 22:25:56
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RODIOMG7 :
Still better than a iPad kid ✌️
2025-05-19 16:26:01
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Harry Napoli :
Bro I’m dead💀😭 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
2025-05-20 14:33:29
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borsip :
as an ex toddler I agree
2025-05-20 14:30:17
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gurl :
only Filipino people understand the name of the the other stuff you not the minion
2025-06-17 04:03:59
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leiala :3 :
this a grown adult btw 🥀
2025-05-21 22:02:12
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Igoontoechinda 🇷🇸/🇧🇪 :
As a ones toddler I can confirm this 🥀🥀
2025-05-19 16:31:42
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AEAE :
as a toddler I confirm
2025-07-17 02:32:41
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syayangkamoo :
luckily my mom not describe me like that😎
2025-06-07 03:39:23
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Kgadula Properties Madela :
777
2025-07-13 17:17:11
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kczak :
,,i can only banana” 🥀🥀
2025-05-19 18:58:24
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Inca :
Todd
2025-07-17 02:46:18
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★Ayesha★ :
Bro I’m dead💀😭 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
2025-05-20 06:41:39
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E_Brady_3579 :
Bro I’m dead💀😭 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
2025-05-19 18:56:56
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⛧Santana⁶⁶⁶ :
as an ex toddler I can confirm this is how I used to live
2025-05-19 22:35:24
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thunder :
sAy🍭YoU💚aRe🧡My🙃BaKa👑*agressive growling*💔SaY☁️yOu💜ArE🦋mY🌚bAkA⭐*more agressive growling*🔵sAyYy🍦YoU🤧aRrRrRe🍯MyYyYy😂BaKaAaAa
2025-05-20 09:32:16
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1987,The Mangle :
Whys there CapCut
2025-06-09 22:51:30
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pačo boy🇻🇦🇭🇷 :
Next video is a live
2025-05-20 16:54:20
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ceniqo :
As a former toddler this is true
2025-05-20 01:44:44
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