@theonion: U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat

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malachi263
Malachi 🇿🇼🇬🇧 :
I hate how...i couldn't tell for a sec
2025-05-20 18:40:02
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ninjaduce
Duce :
🤣 It's getting so ridiculous that this didn't sound so crazy 😭
2025-05-20 17:07:01
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lmao_tea
tea :
this will actually happen in like 2 months tops
2025-07-14 13:27:36
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mukurunjenga
mukurunjenga :
The Onion should pull a prank where they report actual news and see how long it takes us to realize
2025-05-20 19:41:58
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schribbl3
schribbl3 :
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS😭😭😭
2025-05-21 05:37:08
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penelopep4386
Penelope Parker, Temple Guard :
i feel so bad for the onion, it must be hard making political parody when actual politics feel like a parody in of itself
2025-05-21 18:45:13
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reneeee124
Renee85 :
omg this took me way too long to realize this was the Onion
2025-05-21 17:14:44
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charilex
Charilex :
The Onion now also predicting the Future🙄
2025-05-20 17:39:15
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axelandfriends
AxelandFriends :
Oh, it’s just the Onion. Trump doesn’t need anymore bad ideas.
2025-05-23 23:04:08
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chief_macbeth
Chief MacBeth🇨🇦 :
The Onion still struggling to make satire news under the current administration 🤣
2025-05-20 20:03:05
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reirats70.horror
Rei :
it took too long to realize it was the onion
2025-05-23 10:19:14
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falling.flats
falling flats 🇦🇺 :
the absolute worst part of this story, is that as an Australian I simply did not doubt it was real
2025-05-21 08:34:40
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hugmasterflex
Hugmasterflex :
“A boy named sue” was a song about a dangerous man
2025-05-20 17:54:08
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vestaneto
Vesta🇨🇦 :
Damn the onion almost got me
2025-05-20 20:34:32
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domhale22
Dom Hale :
I can't tell the difference between the onion and fox news anymore 😳
2025-05-21 12:18:00
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boorkeelyn
boorkeelyn :
the onion seems to REALLLY be struggling to make outlandish news, cause this is 100% believable
2025-05-23 07:21:35
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pietervdvelde
Pieter Van de Velde :
The Onion struggling to come up with news stories more unhinged then was is actually happening 🤣
2025-05-22 10:40:14
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sebeks_biggest_fan
sebeks_biggest_fan :
Took me a while to realize this was the onion
2025-05-22 22:41:24
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nerdy_fox_
Foxy nerd 🇵🇸 🌈♾️ :
wait the onion got a chance to do a satire peice
2025-05-23 11:21:19
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sebastianlareo8
sebastianlareo8 :
Why the hell does this feels so believable?
2025-05-21 06:22:05
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jojomojo335
Mojito :
At this point the onion is a reputable news source
2025-05-21 08:12:12
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sparkysquared2.0
Sparky :
It took me far too long to realize this was the Onion
2025-05-23 02:15:04
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nerdistfangirl
nerdistfangirl :
this is a joke right??
2025-05-21 04:31:25
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poeticrogue
Rogue. :
The fact that I FULLY thought this was real and got so upset until I saw it was The Onion
2025-05-23 06:02:33
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shendivtube
Shendi :
ISTG it took me A WHILE to realize that this is the onion thats how bad politics are Right now
2025-05-20 18:42:55
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