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@theonion: U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
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Tuesday 20 May 2025 17:00:00 GMT
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Malachi 🇿🇼🇬🇧 :
I hate how...i couldn't tell for a sec
2025-05-20 18:40:02
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Duce :
🤣 It's getting so ridiculous that this didn't sound so crazy 😭
2025-05-20 17:07:01
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Mary Rachel :
Oh man I really fell for it this time
2025-05-23 10:02:38
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mukurunjenga :
The Onion should pull a prank where they report actual news and see how long it takes us to realize
2025-05-20 19:41:58
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schribbl3 :
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS😭😭😭
2025-05-21 05:37:08
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Penelope Parker, Temple Guard :
i feel so bad for the onion, it must be hard making political parody when actual politics feel like a parody in of itself
2025-05-21 18:45:13
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Charilex :
The Onion now also predicting the Future🙄
2025-05-20 17:39:15
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falling flats 🇦🇺 :
the absolute worst part of this story, is that as an Australian I simply did not doubt it was real
2025-05-21 08:34:40
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tea :
this will actually happen in like 2 months tops
2025-07-14 13:27:36
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feral cat :
...this is supposed to be satire, it is satire ✨ but it doesn't feel like it 😭
2025-05-20 17:59:08
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sebastianlareo8 :
Why the hell does this feels so believable?
2025-05-21 06:22:05
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nerdistfangirl :
this is a joke right??
2025-05-21 04:31:25
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HxiMooneri :
These onion news are too close to reality to my liking.
2025-05-21 04:35:30
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錯乱 :
Don’t give them ideas 😩
2025-05-20 17:13:47
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lyss.like.lizard :
This one got me omg
2025-05-20 17:01:39
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boxofprops :
the fact I considered this as a possibility 🙃
2025-05-20 17:21:30
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Emily :
When did names become a combat qualification? This is wild!
2025-05-20 17:09:09
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Hugmasterflex :
“A boy named sue” was a song about a dangerous man
2025-05-20 17:54:08
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Lou FF4TW :
The fact I couldn’t actually tell if this is fake or not. Like it’s legit something he would do
2025-05-20 20:36:30
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𖤐GrimTheAtheisticSatanist𖤐 :
The fact that this could actually happen
2025-05-21 05:35:04
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G_gaspar :
This is a sketch… it has be
2025-05-20 19:16:11
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Chief MacBeth🇨🇦 :
The Onion still struggling to make satire news under the current administration 🤣
2025-05-20 20:03:05
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Penny :
ok actually fell for an onion post in a long while
2025-05-20 22:11:15
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definitely a human🏳️🌈♾️🌈✨️ :
took a whole 10 seconds to realise that this was tge onion
2025-05-20 20:59:52
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Scribebob49 _ :
I had to double check the name to make sure this wasnt real, honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if this happened
2025-05-20 17:12:19
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