@juicyfish.co: I have a deep, unshakable hatred for Sailcat catfish — the kind of loathing that therapists warn you about. These slime-covered aquatic gremlins are the cursed goblins of the sea. sent straight from the murky depths of hell to ruin perfectly good fishing days. The moment one flaps its disgusting, gelatinous body onto my line, I feel like I’ve been personally insulted by the universe. Their smell? A war crime. Their slime? Industrial-grade goop that somehow ends up on your hands, rod, shoes, soul — and haunts you for days. You could shower in bleach and holy water and still carry the stench of disappointment. I wouldn’t mind — no, I would celebrate — if we had a national holiday solely dedicated to ridding the earth of these vile creatures. “Sailcat Extermination Day.” I’d wear red, white, and blue, fire up the grill, and cheer as every last one was catapulted back into the abyss from which they crawled. Let someone else study them. Let scientists preserve one in a tank somewhere for future regret. But me? I want no part in their continued existence. I stand proudly, unequivocally, and unapologetically against Sailcats. #juicyfishing #fishing #sailcat #saltlife #exterminator

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