@phdkitty: Kitty explain mortgage

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Wednesday 21 May 2025 19:19:12 GMT
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barbracherry_
Barbara (Taylor‘s Version) :
i liked it more when kitty was money laundering and when kitty had coin
2025-05-23 10:17:19
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nomamesray
nomames_ray :
Kitty should have got fixed rate mortgage.
2025-05-22 00:30:29
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jasperrarc
Jasper🦿👈😮‍💨 :
banana rare banana valuable 😭🙏🙏
2025-05-28 08:19:08
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0ffrobin
0ffrobin :
is that why kitty robbed a bank? 😭
2025-05-23 14:42:05
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gregariosity
Greg 🔻 :
Kitty never owned house. Kitty owned mortgage. Bank owned house.
2025-05-23 01:11:11
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milkywaycookie192837465
Zorø :
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2025-05-21 19:23:59
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bella_burrowss
bella_burrowss :
Can kitty please explain refinancing?
2025-05-22 03:04:30
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doilooklikeamolly
Molly Smith :
What did kitty do with all that money he laundered 😭
2025-05-23 13:41:51
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alli3jn
Alli3JN💙 :
Awww Kitty can live with me 😻😻
2025-06-04 14:24:22
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grace.marie.stetser
grace :
This is how I need things explained to me
2025-05-23 16:25:21
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earth2_remy
earth2_remy :
Okay, hold up. I’ve been sitting here, trying to take this video seriously—like really giving it a fair shot—and then y’all dropped the absolute economic blasphemy of pricing a WHOLE house in fish. Like…fish??? Excuse me? We’re not bartering for a loaf of sourdough in a medieval dockside market, we’re talking about a structured real estate transaction, my dude. You don’t walk into a bank with a sack of mackerel and expect a pre-approval letter. Imagine the appraisal: “Yep, this 3-bedroom, 2-bath colonial is worth about… 87,000 sardines and one slightly aggressive tuna.” Be so serious. And let’s talk practicality. Fish ROT. Fish STINK. You show up to closing with 200,000 trout in the back of a truck and suddenly you’re not a homeowner—you’re a health hazard. The local HOA is filing complaints before escrow even clears. Plus, how do you make change? “Oh sorry, I don’t have a full halibut—can I give you three shrimp and a cod filet?” No. This is why we invented coins. Durable. Stackable. Not pungent. Coins have historical precedent, standardized value, and don’t require refrigeration. Wanna talk real economic infrastructure? Give me interest rates in nickels, not in herring per annum. You think the Fed’s gonna raise anchovy rates next quarter? Be serious. So yeah, respectfully, fish-based mortgages are where I draw the line. My house will be priced in coins, preferably shiny ones, and I won’t be taking seafood as legal tender unless I’m buying a boat or a really shady fishing license.
2025-05-23 02:52:32
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frozenbajablastt
frozenbajablastt :
I thought a fixed mortgage rate was the only option?
2025-05-22 16:12:13
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misterkandi
misterkandi :
In these cases, Fixed fish mortgage > variable fish mortgage
2025-05-22 14:59:05
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megz27098791
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Poor kitty
2025-05-21 19:34:34
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d.monfoxfire
xgwelemc 🦊 🇨🇦 :
🤨 Why bank kitty look like tax kitty
2025-05-24 16:43:13
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nadeznation
Nadez Nation Gaming :
Did the money laundering come before or after
2025-05-23 16:33:19
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giblegamingyt
Rebel Cookie (GibleGaming) :
now explain tax fraud
2025-05-21 21:02:36
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jehhanee
jehhanee :
when kitty lose house, kitty have money back?
2025-05-22 09:25:41
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mushroom.girl.15
🍄Alex✨ :
I need loans explained to me, I don't understand them and this seems to be the only way I can understand stuff this complex lol
2025-05-27 00:29:32
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ss.24s
S :
Kitty explains well
2025-05-22 23:55:24
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pterodactylbowlblaster
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Why does this work 😭
2025-05-21 19:34:16
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nativedoll_
nativedoll_ :
Poor kitten cat im sawd
2025-07-23 15:01:27
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pro_bro799
Leo lin :
does this count as studying?
2025-05-22 12:18:05
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vincemcmahonjr
Vince McMahon :
what makes fish rate go up? just because bank kitty wants? bank kitty greedy?
2025-05-21 21:27:58
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thyleiia
Alaia :
This is the kind of education I need fr
2025-05-22 12:04:47
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