PhDKitty
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Wednesday 21 May 2025 19:19:12 GMT
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Barbara (Taylor‘s Version) :
i liked it more when kitty was money laundering and when kitty had coin
2025-05-23 10:17:19
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nomames_ray :
Kitty should have got fixed rate mortgage.
2025-05-22 00:30:29
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0ffrobin :
is that why kitty robbed a bank? 😭
2025-05-23 14:42:05
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Greg 🔻 :
Kitty never owned house. Kitty owned mortgage. Bank owned house.
2025-05-23 01:11:11
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私はあなたのボールを愛撫するつもりです :
Why does this work 😭
2025-05-21 19:34:16
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Zachery Grew :
Kitty should have gotten a fixed fish mortgage
2025-05-22 01:54:20
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Rebel Cookie (GibleGaming) :
now explain tax fraud
2025-05-21 21:02:36
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Molly Smith :
What did kitty do with all that money he laundered 😭
2025-05-23 13:41:51
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Vince McMahon :
what makes fish rate go up? just because bank kitty wants? bank kitty greedy?
2025-05-21 21:27:58
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grace :
This is how I need things explained to me
2025-05-23 16:25:21
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Alaia :
This is the kind of education I need fr
2025-05-22 12:04:47
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ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི𝓜𝓮𝓰𝔃🩷ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི :
Poor kitty
2025-05-21 19:34:34
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bella_burrowss :
Can kitty please explain refinancing?
2025-05-22 03:04:30
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earth2_remy :
Okay, hold up. I’ve been sitting here, trying to take this video seriously—like really giving it a fair shot—and then y’all dropped the absolute economic blasphemy of pricing a WHOLE house in fish. Like…fish??? Excuse me? We’re not bartering for a loaf of sourdough in a medieval dockside market, we’re talking about a structured real estate transaction, my dude. You don’t walk into a bank with a sack of mackerel and expect a pre-approval letter. Imagine the appraisal: “Yep, this 3-bedroom, 2-bath colonial is worth about… 87,000 sardines and one slightly aggressive tuna.” Be so serious. And let’s talk practicality. Fish ROT. Fish STINK. You show up to closing with 200,000 trout in the back of a truck and suddenly you’re not a homeowner—you’re a health hazard. The local HOA is filing complaints before escrow even clears. Plus, how do you make change? “Oh sorry, I don’t have a full halibut—can I give you three shrimp and a cod filet?” No. This is why we invented coins. Durable. Stackable. Not pungent. Coins have historical precedent, standardized value, and don’t require refrigeration. Wanna talk real economic infrastructure? Give me interest rates in nickels, not in herring per annum. You think the Fed’s gonna raise anchovy rates next quarter? Be serious. So yeah, respectfully, fish-based mortgages are where I draw the line. My house will be priced in coins, preferably shiny ones, and I won’t be taking seafood as legal tender unless I’m buying a boat or a really shady fishing license.
2025-05-23 02:52:32
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caitlin 😌 :
you could buy a house in 1962 for 10 fish
2025-05-22 17:35:15
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Ellie Dionne🇹🇹 :
One part missing. If bank sell house and it don’t cover the mortgage, kitty sleep on street and still owing the bank the difference of the mortgage or deficit balance.
2025-05-23 07:56:39
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Leo lin :
does this count as studying?
2025-05-22 12:18:05
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Allie 🧡🎗️ :
Poor kitty! 😢 You can come stay with me, kitty.
2025-05-21 19:42:51
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Jason 🇮🇪 :
thinkitty did it better
2025-05-22 00:28:07
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Zorø :
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ Try to like ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
2025-05-21 19:23:59
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Seve :
You have created one of the most potentially powerful tik tok accounts I have seen to date
2025-05-21 21:03:31
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MattInTheHat2 :
Now show how kitty rent works: kitty pays 5 fish per month, then next year it’s 6 fish per month, then 7 the year after… eventually kitty leaves rental and gets no fish back. His friend kitty who bought a house gets all his fish back when he sells.
2025-05-22 14:14:06
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frozenbajablastt :
I thought a fixed mortgage rate was the only option?
2025-05-22 16:12:13
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Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird :
but how kitty make fish??
2025-05-23 03:28:01
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Primecamaros :
kitty bank robbery makes sense now
2025-05-24 13:26:14
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