@facaireddit678: My Sister Walked Into The Beach House I Paid Off, Smirked, And Said, ‘Dad Promised This To Me Once He Retires — Hope You Didn’t Get Too Comfortable.’ Mom Laughed And Said, ‘It’s Better In Her Name Anyway.’ I Didn’t Flinch — I Just Turned To My Lawyer, Handed Him The Keys, And Said, ‘List It First Thing Tomorrow.’ She Screamed, ‘You Can’t Sell My House!’ I Smiled And Said, ‘Funny — That’s Exactly What I’m Doing...’ #askreddit #Relationship