@rankingstories: Replying to @rankingstories MY BOSS LAUGHED WHILE ZIPPING UP HIS PANTS AFTER I ASKED FOR A RAISE—SAID I WAS "ESSENTIAL," BUT NOT A "BIG PICTURE THINKER," SO I OPENED THE OLD HARD DRIVE, DUSTED OFF A FORGOTTEN PATENT IN MY NAME, AND BY THE TIME HE REALIZED WHAT I’D DONE, I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE HIS OFFICE WITH A GIFT BOX AND A USB LABELED SHARPIE. part 3. #redditstories #redditreadings ##reddit_tiktok #storytelling #reddit #story #askreddit