@trini_m4: Why I Regret Buying My BMW M4 1. Too Fast for Human Reflexes The M4 is so fast, I sneeze and accidentally do 60. l tap the gas, and boom—I'm already in a new zip code, my Spotify skipped three songs, and I'm getting a FaceTime from 2027. 2. Attracts the Wrong Kind of Attention Every time I pull up to a light someone thinks we're in "Fast & Furious 27: Stoplight Showdown". And don't get me started on the cops who "just want to see under the hood." 3. Gas Stations Are My New Hangout Spot This thing guzzles 93 like it's a post-work happy hour. I know the gas station attendant's name, his kid's birthday, and I'm pretty sure I'm invited to Thanksgiving this year. 4. Ruined Every Other Car Forever I drove my dad's car last week and cried twice. My buddy let me try his Tesla.... never again. The M4 broke my brain. Everything else now feels like punishment. 5. Too Good at Everything Track day? Done. Grocery run? Easy. Date night? Valet's favorite. The M4 does it all, which is a problem —because now I have zero excuses to buy another#fyp #carsoftiktok #fypシ #bmw