had an officer who had a huge crush on a girl in supply named Georgia, he followed her around like a puppy. his call sign was Jacksonville, because that city is close to, but not quite inside Georgia
2025-05-25 06:18:48
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Soap :
They call me “soap” because my last name is Dove😂
2025-05-25 12:17:58
7519
Dominick Krahnsto425 :
“Little racist, but I like it” summarizes so much of the military 😂
2025-05-25 04:16:10
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shanniest of muffins :
my half brother was called tin can because during training he kicked a can on the ground and an instructor saw it and made him apologize, and then carry the can around his base, telling people how he was going to anger issues for taking it out on an innocent can
2025-05-25 05:46:22
558
R.O. :
I was Arroz Con Pollo.
2025-05-26 01:47:07
67
Slo5.0 :
Im butterfingers bc i drop stuff :(
2025-05-25 01:01:02
36
Justanotherbot :
Know a dude named Home Depot, from Tijuana and speaks no English. Obv he’s a radio operator
2025-05-25 05:15:56
1044
_willmcd2 :
Hot tamale is lowkey hard tho😭
2025-05-24 23:51:53
213
Jman :
I was tracer, because I was a ginger
2025-05-24 23:04:48
5202
1782bdksnpa :
they called me silver bullet... I won't explain why IYKYK
2025-05-25 07:04:21
7
willynilly1101 :
One of my friend’s callsign was Waldo bc he got lost on a training exercise once and they had to use helicopters and dogs to find him 😭✌️
2025-05-25 17:07:04
2843
WitchyRevSage :
I was “the terrorist” for knowing too much about international bombings and how they did it. 😂 My husband was boo-boo bear” he’s def more dangerous than me.
2025-05-25 02:33:54
863
UsedBarOfSoap :
Mine was Wayne because my parents died.
2025-06-16 07:54:54
5
Dan Kinney :
I had a soldier that gave me the callsign “Slavedriver”. I’m a white guy, he’s a black guy, and he constantly said “yes massa, right away massa” to almost anything I asked him.
2025-05-25 12:50:16
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Eyeball Licker :
They call me muffin because I brought muffins to a meeting
2025-05-25 13:45:56
72
Killer Bee :
Z.e.u.s. , Zero Effort Unless Supervised. I just pray no one asks what Zeus means
2025-05-25 02:09:53
8702
Tim Cheng :
I was called Yellow 7 because I’m Asian 😐
2025-05-24 21:21:37
25109
Troy Robertson :
They called me “ Grand Old Man” bc I had a busted hip at 19😂
2025-05-25 23:06:07
202
Dekal47 :
History. I have a stutter and history always repeats itself
2025-05-24 23:22:06
20284
Just Soup! :
Got called Rat-King because I'm fucking short
2025-05-25 04:02:13
994
Kenneth Murray :
I was called Bob because my Sergeant forgot my name and I didn’t correct him.
2025-05-25 01:41:07
462
Psybadek001 :
I was 007. Zero work, zero skills, seven smoke breaks.
2025-05-27 02:27:13
649
Gen :
I was "dealer" for a while before command heard it and didnt like it. I was the medic.
2025-05-25 09:57:30
816
Trey Harshaw :
Someone told me if a dude had a military nickname that wasn’t funny or didn’t have a funny story for how they got it then it wasn’t real.
2025-05-25 13:27:14
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