@qredditdings: At Our Wedding Anniversary Dinner, My Wife Said, "I'm Not Your Property. I'm Opening Our Marriage." She Kissed My Best Friend & Left With Him. I Changed The Locks & Started The Divorce. A Week Later, I Had 156 Missed Calls From Her. My Daughter Exclaimed, "It's Her House Too. You Need To Let Mom Come In. She's Pregnant & Has An STD. You Need To Save Your Child." They Didn't Know I Had A Vasectomy, So I Went Nuclear. #reddit #storytelling #story #redditstorytime #redditstories #redditstoriestts #redditreadings #reddit_tiktok #storytime #askreddit