@redditqi7374: My parents blew their savings on a luxury cruise and bad investments, then called me crying when they couldn't pay their mortgage. I cashed out my emergency fund to save their house, took over their bills, and even gave them a monthly allowance. Then, at a family gathering, my dad raised his glass and chuckled, "To Daniel—our full-time useless wallet, with no family, no future, and no reason to exist beyond paying our bills." Everyone snickered. My mom added, "Well, he's got nothing else going on—might as well be useful." Even my cousin's kid called me "Uncle ATM." I set my drink down and said, "This was the last check you'll ever see from me." Two days later, I went nuclear. #reddit#foryou