@reddit_jj4: I missed two family dinners and my parents texted: "We cleared out your room. You clearly don't care about us. Be grateful we didn't burn your crap." Then dad added, "Your cousin's moving in. You'll pay his first month's rent—$1,950 due tonight." I said, "That's insane." Mom replied, "Then don't bother coming home. You're no longer family." So I didn't. That same night, I left something behind on the porch. Two days later, I did something they didn't expect. #reddit#foryou#usa