Zac Speaks Giant
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Nicholas728 :
if i ever play artificer im making a device of "detect evil" and handing the dm a list of personal pet peeves for if the device actually finds anything
2025-05-30 03:07:52
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NeverNotNick :
Back in the 3.5 days my DM rolled a phylactery on a random loot table that glowed if the course of action you pondered would lead to evil. The rogue would intentionally think evil things to use it as a light source🤣
2025-05-30 03:21:58
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Cheap_Icarus_inasuit :
Just imagine getting detected as evil because you were an actor in a TV show they disliked
2025-05-30 00:40:41
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randoms :
IM NOT EVIL I JUST LIKE HAWAIIAN PIZZA
2025-05-30 17:42:47
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roccetfrogz :
"YOU COMMITTED ALL THOSE ATROCIOUS THINGS, all because you don't know lint remover exist!??"
2025-05-30 01:21:26
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detect evil but it only picks up the party since who knows what they have done
2025-05-30 00:59:02
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Aeder Vaher :
I mean, have you read the 5e rules for it? It detects RACE! Not even alignment anymore!
2025-05-30 13:34:42
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khanoftheblursed :
so it's more like detect sin! 😂
2025-05-30 00:34:22
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zaq127777777 :
Now I want to personally calibrate my players detect evil. Like a character that hates bugs will anything resembling a bug as evil with detect evel
2025-05-30 04:28:31
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ifrit8054 :
I have always enjoyed the idea that every person who had to learn a spell from a scroll or make it themselves from clues has the spell just a little wrong. So 4 spelling mistakes later from spellbook to spellbook and instead of detect evil it might be a spell of detect ovals instead. Or in a less silly state the fireball spell you learned actually does d8 and not d6 damage dice.
2025-05-30 11:56:01
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Pat Fenis (Private Eye) :
"Sock, shoe, sock, shoe, hat is the only morally right order. All else is objectively evil" *The Paladin who thought the spell just didn't work*: 😐
2025-05-30 11:50:07
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Dee Gee547 :
Cleric who has to make awkward small talk about plays every time because their god puts shipping discourse on the same level of moral imperative as murder.
2025-05-30 09:48:35
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Toxic :
"why is detect evil saying this bag of peas is evil?"
2025-05-31 22:16:35
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LostAxana :
"Let me just take a quick look at-WOAH! Hold on now! Okay. What was the last thing you ate? What kind of shoes do you prefer? Have you ever heard the stand up comedy routine of the comedian known as Big Mockers?"
2025-05-30 04:51:20
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Supplerope :
I played warlock tiefling and our paladins divine sense just like a cars sensors just beeped the whole time when I was next to him
2025-05-30 04:03:00
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Alex Martin :
Can detect evil act as a loot radar? Money is the root of all evil
2025-05-30 16:25:06
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Panic&Attack 🏳️🌈🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 :
My rogue had a cursed ring the whole campaign and knew like, 3 sessions in. Every time someone used detect evil , it would pick up the ring so the party thought he was a traitor for a little bit
2025-05-30 06:02:41
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tyrmer :
I once considered a D&Dlike setting where every god's detective evil worked on their separate tenets.
2025-05-30 08:31:43
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RevalGreen :
more of this algorithm
2025-05-30 04:04:13
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Stryker0015 :
Oh I use the detect evil! so when they pick their god, their god has its own moral compass, so if they use it, if they follow a war god, its good when someone is trying to start a war. apply that idea to every god
2025-07-12 08:54:31
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Kalibur :
so just the evil slaying sword from warbreaker
2025-07-10 18:39:19
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Scottage :
Some racist wizard, handing out free scrolls labeled as Remove Curse, but they're actually scrolls of Banishment.
2025-05-31 14:56:03
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ItsShawn :
Protection from good and evil also calibrated weird would be hilarious
2025-05-30 18:40:59
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Astralas Mar :
the caster doesn't like pineapple on pizza the warlock eating a Hawaiian pizza "why are you looking at me like that?"
2025-05-31 21:29:33
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Red Crow Speaks :
"ya I just don't like Mac and cheese" *detect evil going off like crazy* 🤣
2025-05-30 20:53:48
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