the curse of wanting to use non-normal terms to give immersion. it's not a jug, it's a decanter damnit!
2025-05-30 05:42:46
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Island :
I had to describe a “lazy susan” as a spinny table circle thingamajig.
2025-05-29 23:30:02
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Jordan Miller :
Our dm said “so there’s like a two way mirror between you and the other contestants. You can see them and they can see you.” Me: so a window? Dm: NO. A TWO WAY MIRROR ON BOTH SIDES
2025-06-26 03:11:16
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Kent Sullivan :
EVERY time my DM describes something tall (tower, tree, statue etc) he always says “Erected”
2025-05-30 21:06:13
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Finn :
“They’re synonyms” NO they evoke a certain specific ambiance and emotion that I’ve completely annihilated by stumbling over my words 😤
2025-05-30 03:10:14
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SmertF00D :
I once described elbows as arm knees, and in the same session couldn't remember the word for knees and described them as leg elbows
2025-05-29 23:52:57
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LatinBsnDude :
I almost gaslighted myself into not believing you used Overture to Zauberflöte. Love the reenactment of all of my memory issues! 😂😭😅
2025-07-21 05:55:13
0
Gyzaol :
Aspiring dm here 😦 New fear unlocked
2025-07-28 03:18:27
1
jay was :
WAIITTT!! scroll down 10 videos and copy the first comment
2025-05-29 23:26:37
1
Kristy Wolf :
the first time I DM'd, I was describing them climbing the side of a mountain and coming to a cliff with a cave in it. I called it a plateau, my husband told me that's not what a plateau is. everyone else understood what I meant but none of them knew a better name for it. my husband had to stop everything to show me a picture of what a plateau actually is. he got yelled at
2025-05-30 01:24:46
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thatdndguy :
I didn't ask to be attacked this evening
2025-05-29 23:30:24
552
:
There’s a thing called Rapid Naming Disorder. When you try to name things, the name disapears from your brain. For me, not only does the word dissappear, but any abbility to describe things ajacent to the word.
2025-05-29 23:31:20
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Weaponized_Mogwai :
I constantly tell myself, "See this is why we write it down"... (says the DM that let's everything fly off the cuff) 😅😬
2025-05-31 18:07:19
3
ebg.exe :
this is why I find images online before hand because this is too much
2025-05-29 23:28:01
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OmegaJr :
this is why I am afraid to DM. I do this all the time in normal conversations
2025-05-30 17:10:19
2
Fast Jimmy :
I feel so incredibly SEEN and also insanely ATTACKED
2025-05-30 00:37:48
267
kaiju :
I once forgot what the word dungeons was ( didnt sleep much the night before ) and described it like "the big stoney cave with monsters"
2025-07-11 01:18:18
3
universeofdust :
this is too real
2025-07-09 05:24:30
0
shampowza :
i always flub on braziers. i end up saying sconces and my players probably think its way darker than it actually is 😭😭
2025-05-30 03:52:25
1
Reggie :
I started keeping a thesaurus near me for moments like this
2025-06-07 18:21:30
0
ZenBearV13 :
During an international debate tournament, I forgot the word “dictionary.” I described it as, “the… book of definitions…”
2025-06-01 13:12:23
3
MaggieKatJuarez :
this is just me with brain fog
2025-06-01 05:34:42
1
kate 🔮 :
this is my biggest issue as a dm omg 😭
2025-07-13 02:28:33
0
Colter F :
me fumbling for 20 seconds, speaking indecipherable tongues to just go, "The thing"
2025-05-30 02:01:46
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