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Kyle :
only thing stopping you is yourself
2025-06-27 05:34:30
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Brun :
My buddy who may or may not be an orange cat would be disappointed but thrilled to join you
2025-05-30 05:05:07
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rat :
okay but damn you got through a lot for 7 min
2025-05-30 07:25:08
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Rynn :
It’s still impressive what you did eat tho
2025-05-30 04:10:19
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rebeccagrimes707 :
7 minutes is the hardest part once you get to the 10 minute mark you start to dissociate and you look down it's been 2 hours and half the lasagna is gone.
2025-05-31 00:58:40
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Alpharius808 :
Thank goodness lasagna is a food thats good cold and reheated. 😭
2025-05-30 08:52:10
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Pinkerton :
Lasagna is an absolute abomination masquerading as a comfort food. Don’t get me wrong—each ingredient on its own? Fine. Pasta? Great. Cheese? Divine. Sauce? Sure, throw it on something deserving. But stacking it all into this unholy, steaming brick of confusion? That’s where we’ve crossed a line. It’s not a meal—it’s a culinary Frankenstein, layers upon layers of overconfidence and dairy-based sin. No food should require geological surveying tools to understand where it begins and ends. It’s a lasagna, not the Grand Canyon. What really grinds my gears is how people revere it like it’s sacred. “Oh, Grandma’s lasagna!” they say, like she was some kind of prophet of starch. No. She was just a nice lady with a casserole dish and a dangerous disregard for proportion. Have you ever tried to eat a tidy portion of lasagna? You can’t. You carve into it like you’re mining ore, and what ends up on your plate is a steaming, collapsed mess of goo that barely resembles food. It’s disrespectful to every individual ingredient involved. That cheese didn’t age for months just to be suffocated between soggy noodles and acidic marinara. And don’t even get me started on leftovers. People act like lasagna “gets better the next day,” but that’s just Stockholm Syndrome. It congeals into a solidified slab of regret that dares you to reheat it into something edible again. There is nothing holy about a food that needs both a knife and emotional support to eat. Lasagna isn’t a dish—it’s a warning. A symbol of what happens when ambition, carbs, and molten dairy are allowed to spiral unchecked. If culinary sins had a mascot, it would be lasagna, draped in cheese and smug certainty, daring us to keep pretending this is fine.
2025-05-31 01:04:07
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Instacart :
What if we all started cheering you on?
2025-05-30 15:53:00
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kraftmacandcheese :
proud of u regardless
2025-05-30 20:36:56
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✧Sire•Leo✧ :
7 Minutes: Lasagna Heaven 8 Minutes: Lasagna Hell
2025-05-31 06:07:14
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T :
Garfield makes it look easy
2025-05-30 13:58:47
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ShadowMoth :
skill issue
2025-05-31 12:52:21
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Cam :
Just take a fifteen minute break and come back. Maybe get a slice of garlic bread to help
2025-05-30 11:19:38
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BenBoeBru :
we got garfield over here
2025-05-31 15:21:13
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S :
Guess what my ego says
2025-05-31 13:38:55
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Osman 🐻 :
Your weakness disgusts me
2025-06-01 07:29:52
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MadgermanDoger :
ate almost 4 pounds of Tres leches cake, I learned my limit is about 2 later
2025-05-30 10:33:01
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Fher :
This is my toxic trait, believing I can 🤣
2025-05-30 03:53:29
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Cece Rebel :
I am sadly very confident, that I can infact eat a whole family sized lasagna 😞
2025-05-30 12:38:22
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✨ Samantha ✨ :
Is there a German word for the emotional feeling of being able to eat 6 pounds of lasagna when physically you cannot? Should be.
2025-05-31 01:25:35
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sardus101 :
your my hero
2025-07-29 03:16:52
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Kristin :
I love the confidence though
2025-05-30 04:16:20
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Dude :
this matters.
2025-05-30 08:18:11
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user2063235350723 :
the perfect woman doesn't ex....
2025-05-30 21:12:02
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Menstrual Lasagna :
I did this with the Stouffer's Mac and cheese... but I did eat it. I had a lot of soul searching after that
2025-05-30 22:49:56
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