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Land-o-Magic :
why did bro give a specific number 🤣
2025-06-02 17:08:39
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Steven :
🤣 what movie is this?
2025-06-04 19:40:05
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Matt :
Nah cus why do I agree even tho this is satire. 😭😭😭
2025-06-05 00:34:32
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MeowMeowmeow :
onion has to fake love and kindness in order to make satire😭💔
2025-06-02 18:02:58
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Kyrina 🏴🏳️🌈 :
Only 7?!
2025-06-02 17:50:06
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Stephen DeVenne 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 :
Is there a pill they take that removes intelligence?
2025-06-02 20:32:49
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Ty :
Untouched by war? We’ve been fighting our entire lives.
2025-06-03 00:42:14
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Lerato Phillip :
Is this real🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-03 12:17:28
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ASHER :
is this real😭
2025-06-04 13:48:51
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Yuli hikes La Gomera :
7 is oddly specific.
2025-06-02 20:34:03
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AllGoodNamesRgon :
Absolutely no hesitation when he said 7 😂
2025-06-02 18:54:33
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Laundered clothes :
RuPaul died for you. He died for our lace fronts. And He loves you, He defeated Michelle Visage, And gave us the shedonealreadydonehadherses. He is the queen of drag. Spread the herstory.
2025-06-02 17:33:32
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lastusernameavalible :
I wanna know the math on the sum of 7 🤣
2025-06-03 02:22:48
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Nick Ambler :
The Onion keeps almost getting me cuz real news is getting so wild it’s hard to differentiate 😭
2025-06-02 20:27:02
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Theo🫶 They/Them :
“7” like there’s an equation to figure that out 😭
2025-06-03 02:10:59
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Violet_Knight_ :
This is AI right?
2025-06-03 14:01:16
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oliver🧃 :
The absolute NO Hesitation of “7” 💀
2025-06-03 12:38:15
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Marlin Alias :
7. Sounds familiar
2025-06-02 17:22:44
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Feras :
Is this real ?
2025-06-03 19:48:39
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beans :
7
2025-06-02 18:32:32
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mechanicalzuzu :
i genuinely didn't notice this was an onion video at first
2025-06-02 17:54:33
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USA EMPIRE :
pov what kamala milltary would be
2025-06-03 01:23:39
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Joshua Neace :
When the Onion produced this, it was the policy of the military to have “don’t ask don’t tell” (which was an improvement of the policy before “don’t ask don’t tell” was a policy in the 90s because it was worse beforehand).
2025-06-03 00:25:12
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Gkurk :
the 7 got me
2025-06-02 20:10:59
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bearlyknew :
I wish this was how reality was like
2025-06-02 18:20:33
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