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This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations, but, every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... dragons. Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have, stubbornness issues. My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But, it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that. ARGGGHHHHH! Mornin'! What are you doing here?! Get inside! What are you doin' out? Get back inside! Hiccup?! What is he doing out aga--?! What are you doing out?! Get inside! That's Stoick the Vast. Chief of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby, he popped a dragon's head clean off of its shoulders. Do I believe it? Yes, I do. What have we got? Gronckles, Nadders, Zipplebacks. Oh, and Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare. Any Night Furies? None so far.
Good. Hoist the torches! Ah! Nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off! What, who me? Nah, come on! I'm waaaay too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all... this. Well, they need toothpicks, don't they? The meat-head with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little. Well... littler. We move to the lower defenses. We'll counter-attack with the catapults. See? Old village, lots and lots of new houses. FIRE! Alright, let's go! Oh, and that's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the Twins, Ruff and Tuffnut, and... Astrid. Oh, their job is so much cooler. Oh, come on. Let me out, please? I need to make my mark! Oh, you've made plenty of marks. All in the wrong places! Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon. My life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date. You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these! Okay, fine, but this will throw it for me. Arggh! See, now this right here is what I'm talking ab
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