For people wondering a galleon is worth about $6.35 USD and by earning 41 galleons per month that’s $260.35. In 1995 Apple was valued at $0.37/share so with $260.36/month he could buy 702 shares (valued at roughly $140,000 today).
2025-06-11 12:53:56
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Bridget’s Ramble :
For a second, I thought Harry said “sock exchange” instead of “stock exchange”
2025-06-11 04:11:36
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DarthSkruffy :
I absolutely love this
2025-07-11 04:23:14
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Jordiña (Jojolo12) :
“Dobby’s been heavily investing in the US stock exchange” wild wild words that made me cackle
2025-06-11 03:37:41
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ekto96 :
“Dobby has a controling share in Apple, Harry Potter. Who’s ruling class now?”
2025-06-11 03:44:31
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jaitylkoja2😘 :
Dobby is going to be rich 😂🥰
2025-06-11 03:34:33
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jbal35 :
Dobby has generational wealth.
2025-06-11 10:59:30
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Collette :
“ I can’t think of anything that would make my ancestors angrier then, knowing that their money was going towards funding a house, elf investing in Muggle technology.” Best line ever!
2025-06-11 05:09:47
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Joie Nordine :
I absolutely love the idea of Dobby getting ridiculously wealthy off of stocks!
2025-06-24 10:26:46
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brady :
the idea of dobby getting into specifically us stock trading may be one of the most insane things you’ve said in a skit and i am HERE FOR IT
2025-06-11 03:43:41
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subrand0m :
🤔 wait, can Dobby change what he looks like? Becuase “Steve Jobs” sounds like a bad Dobby Alias like someone asked him who he was and was just like “Steve uhhh Jobs”
2025-06-11 07:11:22
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DonnaM1991 :
Dobby originally got into the stock exchange because he thought was buying socks, not stocks. But then he discovered he liked it.
2025-06-11 07:40:26
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Liantia :
"wait, no, responsible adult, why?"
2025-06-11 03:34:39
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𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓕𝔂𝓻𝓷 :
"Harry why do you have a house elf enployed"
"he's my investor??"
2025-06-11 13:18:50
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Blood Trip God :
acknowledging that hp takes place in the 90s? amazing
2025-06-15 14:38:40
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🐉🏈🏀EV-18 :
Minoe:Look at Dobby he can make decisions that make a impact with can be use for the betterment of hogwarts. This is proof that elf should be paid fairly. Dobby: Dobby has made enough money to buy half of hogwarts
2025-06-11 04:37:05
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spiritofthebear92 :
Dobby having a controlling stake in Apple has me ROLLING in laughter.
2025-06-11 15:56:06
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Lapis/Remus/Llama :
I love how Sirius was just going to go with it and ask no questions until he decided to be an adult
2025-06-12 18:23:21
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DanteMutt :
… he… ok please I need the next video to show Dobbie being the richest person in the wizarding world
2025-06-11 05:29:07
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laurenesm :
Why did I think you said sock exchange until I rewatched this?
2025-06-11 03:57:31
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Regulus Black :
I know the second Sirius heard he had a house elf friend he thought of Regulus
2025-06-12 12:14:35
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In The Footsteps of Zaphod :
Waitwaitwait. Wait. Dobby is handling the house... Where is Kreacher in this timeline?
2025-06-11 05:26:21
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Alessandra Cantu Karr :
oh god thank you for having him alive. I still cry thinking about it.
2025-06-16 17:24:40
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StarberrySmoothy :
Harry should totally tell Sirius how Dobby was freed
2025-06-11 03:35:26
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Ajai :
I wanna see the full fanfic
2025-06-12 13:25:01
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