I was like what's a microwave cantaloupe . . . . looks up 👀 oh my!??
2025-06-13 18:13:34
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Kaze Shi :
I’m gonna go fuck the cantalope I will report back
2025-06-13 09:45:31
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Tuff :
umm... I lasted 2 minutes and 1 second thank you very much!!
2025-06-14 18:13:12
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CtrlShiftKill :
That CoD lobby won't last 2 minutes when I'm inside of a microwave cantaloupe
2025-06-13 00:47:51
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Hash Slinging Slasher :
cantaloupe sales after they see this tiktok 📈📈📈
2025-06-13 12:08:07
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jumboradish :
2 minutes is nothing, try lasting 120 seconds
2025-06-12 19:02:37
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DirtyDapperDan :
"Why would someone be inside of a- Oh..."
2025-06-13 00:36:48
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grumpiergimli :
...you referenced the deep lore. the original fifi. you've set off a chain reaction that we can't even begin to comprehend.
2025-06-13 01:42:41
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dan :
That’s a dangerous game… the cantalope
2025-07-16 22:19:14
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💚 Super Serrano 💚 :
YOOOOOO, took me a second I scrolled away and thought, “well yeah if you get microwaved inside a cantaloupe you’d die”, that went over my head for a second there 🤣
2025-06-13 10:29:37
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IgnisTheRed :
Why would I wanna be in a cod lobby?
2025-06-12 20:09:20
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The LaserDude :
please tell me your name is microwave cantaloupe???
2025-06-13 11:24:29
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CognitoHazard :
well yea..... the microwave cantaloupe feels better so ima finish faster.
2025-06-13 15:28:57
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I dunno lol :
“2 minutes in a cod lobby” dude I wanna play video games not have my ears assaulted by someone with a Walmart bargain bin mic that makes every breath sound like they’re in an EF5
2025-06-12 22:13:35
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Tugboat :
So I'm not a fan of thievery normally, but I'm stealing this insult. Thanks
2025-06-13 14:21:50
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deadeye :
But id last 3 minutes in your mom
2025-06-17 17:30:45
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theresnomeme :
penelope from criminal minds?
2025-07-16 01:21:54
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BubblePinkElle :
first of yes i would. second i dont microwace it
2025-06-14 07:05:06
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TubbyBakedCakes :
kinda tempted to find out what a microwaved cantaloupe feels like
2025-06-13 00:29:51
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John Hudgins :
Omg this is the best comeback I’ve heard in a while lmao
2025-06-12 19:21:39
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riptoshredz :
I need an entire cod lobby inside me I mean what
2025-06-14 04:49:40
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That One Dude 🚦 :
"You wouldn't last 2 minutes in a cod lobby" yeah and you wouldn't last 2 minutes in a woman
2025-06-13 03:16:39
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GINGER JACK :
Me suddenly weirdly proud of myself for never having been in either one 😂
2025-06-13 03:43:50
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narcolepticdaydream :
they can’t even survive the new xbox logo
2025-06-14 10:34:22
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unruffled :
correction - wouldn't fit in a microwave cantaloupe*
2025-06-13 19:47:25
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