@iliesbondon: Croque monsieur Quick sandwich with square bread industrial low quality type hit but I once again take it to unprecedented levels. Cheesy but not enough. I thought I put too much cheese turns out it’s gae. No muscles to be gained from such small amounts. Sourdough bread levain flour just to hit the gae bread algorithm. They are so brainwashed by the bread. But they are enough to make me famous. A man’s got to capitalise. Doggo licking my toes rn. Cute puppy. He didn’t eat croque monsieur. Raw butter fresh ingredients with ham jambon straight from butcher and Serrano straight from Serbia. Brown golden crust coloration crunchy toast damn nobody’s ever done that like me. Bread soaked with butter btw. In case you thought i wasn’t the best. Could toast in thyme tbh. Real man salt straight from the see. Heavy cream for high testosterone and healthy hormones. Savoie cheese to have raclette strings but fail. Anyway. Square bread was goated

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Thursday 12 June 2025 23:05:46 GMT