💫 elli / neptune
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𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕄𝔹✧™ :
"pure vanilla mentioned..." I say, as a familiar substance spills from my pants in the front "OH um... excuse me, for just a second!" I say, as I walk to the bathroom into a stall and goon to the damn cookie, spreading it all over the screen, all over the walls, all over the toilet, all over myself, being very loud in the process. "What in the lords name is going on in there?" says a familiar voice... My mom... I whimper as I pull my pants back up and open up the stall, accepting my fate. "OH my! what is this 🤔🤔 mysterious substance all over the stall?" she said, with a 🤔 sorta face. The person in the stall next door had shadow milk on their phone, looking down guiltily. They must've been gooning too, I thought. "Mom, I can explain!!" I say, looking up towards her again. She didn't understand, which was good. "c'mon, let's go home!" she said, taking and driving me home. I was so exhausted from gooning all day long, that I fell asleep. The next day I woke up in the psych ward. I whimper and tremble violently "How did I get put here?? 😟" I say, with a 😟 sorta expression on my face. "Well," says the psych ward guy, "YOU jorked off to pure vanilla cookie, and this is the psych ward where you jorked off to pure vanilla, so you get put here." I look around, observing the halls. "There's only two rooms? Me and... whom else?" The door was smaller than regular, enough to fit a... cookie? shadow milk cookie. (this is og writing written at 3am btw)
2025-06-14 09:20:45
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♧Lynyx♧||FountofKnowledgeLover :
FOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE SPOTTED AND BUTCHER VANITY AM I DREAMING
2025-06-14 05:20:32
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Vel! -(smcs biggest fan :D) :
I LOVE BUTCHER VANITY
2025-07-06 23:55:49
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_Ur_local_pookie_ :
BUTCHER VANITY AND CRK!?AM I IN HEAVEN!?
2025-06-14 14:30:37
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.★. :
is that my handsome, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable shadow milk cookie 🥰
2025-06-14 09:34:04
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ShadowMilkCookieEdger :
Shadow Milk Cookie mentioned!! Shadow Milk isn’t just a character. Oh boy, howu do i even start ? Shadow Milk, you are so perfect, so amazing, the first time i landed my eyes on you, i knew we had a connection.. shadow milk, i knew we were made for each other.. Shadow Milk Cookie my perfect creature i am willing to do everything for you, i am willing to do anything for a fraction of your love shadow milk.. he's a phenomenon. They're a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime alignment of the stars, a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the creators of cookie run kingdom themselves. Loving shadow milk isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle, a reason to live. Every day I wake up and think of this creature. There isn't one day where this creatureh isn't on my mind. Shadow milk is what fuels my day; he's so gorgeous, beautiful, radiant, captivating, charming, elegant, striking, dashing, alluring, exquisite, handsome, lovely, mesmerizing, enchanting, breathtaking, irresistible, fabulous, charismatic, fashionable, incredible, incomparable, graceful, appealing, ravishing, sophisticated, magnetic, unforgettable, impressive, flawless, awe-inspiring, timeless, enthralling, divine, splendid, spellbinding, winsome, jaw-dropping, delightful, fetching, sensational, regal, opulent, sublime, statuesque, dreamy, mesmeric, sumptuous, admirable, dazzling, impeccable, ravishing, luminous, majestic, ethereal, unforgettable, incomparable, breathtaking, sumptuous, resplendent, elegant, radiant, unrivaled, enchanting, alluring,pretty, graceful. I Love shadow milk.. Just thinking about them makes my heart flutter. It's impossible to put into words how much I love him. I cry for days and nights from the realization that my feelings are doomed. I would give anything for him to be real, to live and love me back.h Every time I look at his picture, goosebumps run over my skin. My love for him is boundless and will never fade. I am writing this, unable to hold back tears, with one hand, because the other is busy with another, equally importanth matter. and I hope one day, it will become mine... only mine... shadow milk..
2025-06-14 11:37:44
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💢 :
am I the only one who thought of rainbow factory when I heard this song [embarrassed]
2025-06-14 14:18:43
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sharksona :
YESSS BUTCHER VABITY MENTIONED
2025-06-14 05:09:43
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cgrampz :
Bro this is gas🔥
2025-06-18 17:08:53
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𐔌 . ꩜︰kabu.ᐟ ☂️ ˖ ꒱ :
BUTCHER VANITY OHHHH MY GOD AND CRK [wow]
2025-06-14 11:14:24
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MOVED PROJECT🥀 :
crk in the big 2025🤞🥀💔
2025-06-14 12:27:34
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★ Elle :
They say my hungers a problem ‼️🗣️🗣️They tell me to curb my appetite. 🔥 They say I can't keep myself from trying a bite of every plate in sight. 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥 They worship patience, a virtue. 🔥 They tell me gluttony's a sin. but my desire is bottomless 🔥‼️🗣️
2025-06-14 11:50:09
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SNOW👅🌚🤫🧏♀️ :
I'll check on you tomorrow 😛
2025-06-14 12:24:42
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Miko (LonganShadow CEO 🫐🦚) :
FOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE MENTIONED💙💙💙
2025-06-14 09:15:43
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XIE / SEQ :
OMF WHAT THIS US SO PEAK HELLOLOO
2025-06-14 05:01:34
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aliaing! :
bro I'm so lucky to have you as my moot ong this is so good💔💔
2025-06-14 22:13:24
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~📼🪱 Bean 🍋☎️~ :
THIS IS SO GOOD OMG >< I LOVE SMC IN YOUR ART STYLE!!
2025-06-14 14:58:13
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明里 (89/70) :
HOLY SHIII THIS IS PEAK🙏🙏🙏🙏
2025-06-14 14:33:28
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kaylee ☆ :
im so ready mommy
2025-06-14 05:15:38
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jupiter☆ :
ELLI THIS IS SO PEAK
2025-06-14 16:43:02
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*Tiger Lily's #1 Fan!* :
OGMGOGMGOFMG Welcome to Meeple! As you enter our esteemed facility Please enjoy a word from our C.E.O Steve Cobs! The future is so yesterday When everything is run your way Your influence is everywhere Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well, I say I don't care! Now let's take a look at the profit margin (The future is so yesterday,) No let's not, that's corporate jargon! You all want what you understand (When everything is run your way!) So what I supply is what you'll demand! I'll never lose if you keep letting me win (Your influence is everywhere,) But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? I created all that you believe! (Too ambitious?) You gave me power you can't relieve! (I don't care!) Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine? Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud? Did I leave you in the past? Let's take some Q's from the crowd This may come off as a stupid question But what do you exactly aim to achieve? Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave This new product, the Me technology Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology? Well, that all depends on your own ideology But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology Cobs, you're always being coy! Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy? No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide And this is no different, you've implied! So Cobs, is your whole persona intended To keep those suspicions extended? So all of your schemes become blended And your work cannot be contended? Uhm, no questions! The future is so yesterday (The future is so yesterday!) When everything is run your way (When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!) Your influence is everywhere Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well I! (I!) Don't! (Don't!) Care! The future is so yesterday!
2025-06-14 11:56:00
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astrinyx_ :
WAHH I RECOGNIZED IT IMMEDIATELY BUTCHER VANITYYY THIS IS SO PEAK
2025-06-14 05:16:43
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꩜𐌀𐌋𐌋𐌀𐌍ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁.ᐟN1Daehofan :
BUTCHERS VANITY OF MY GOD LETS FUCKING GO
2025-06-14 16:24:37
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Mango 🥭 :
FOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE MENTIONED😍😍🔥🔥
2025-06-14 11:27:36
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Shadowmilkismybae :
OMG I LOVE THUS SOOOOONNGGG
2025-06-14 05:14:19
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