@zachary.plus: the fourth bagel commandment: thou shalt not scoop a bagel

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gabby_weiss_
Gabby :
i had to google what a scooped bagel is and i’m HORRIFIED.
2025-06-14 07:52:12
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puffballsunited123
-KARMA- :
I just look up "scooped bagel" and I feel unsafe. I feel attacked and I'm not from New York or Jewish
2025-06-14 14:22:03
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adambrotnitsky13
Adam Brot :
Wait until you hear about steamed bagels.
2025-09-03 02:21:21
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tumblefawn
fawn :
its so wasteful jokes aside
2025-06-14 11:10:44
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uglyyuckling
Uglyyuckling :
Imma start eating scooped bagels. Free🇵🇸
2025-06-15 09:15:44
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sillybilly0643
Miss misery :
as someone who has struggled with EDs, I'm proud to say I never desecrated a bagel like that 😭
2025-06-14 10:58:31
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heyyokai
yokai :
a scooped bagel is like asking for a crust only sandwich.
2025-06-14 12:32:13
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lilyanakdanielle
Lily & Anak :
im pro-choice until the choice is a scooped bagel
2025-06-14 19:00:57
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muserfuker1
muserfuker1 :
to kill a bagel = to kill a mockingbird sequel
2025-06-14 08:38:10
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sephthebear_
sephthebear_ :
"this bagel was promised to me 6,000 years ago" 😭
2025-06-14 11:57:00
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kibbykay
kibbykay :
would love to hear your take on bagel thins
2025-06-14 10:29:33
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sxfia.diaz
It’s me :
Bagel thins exist for those weirdos who don’t like the inside
2025-06-14 13:18:57
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dankeykank47
dankkank 🏳️‍⚧️ :
i don't think you would like my bagle order
2025-08-08 21:51:47
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juice.tin__
justin :
i understand. i’ve seen people skin dumplings and eat the filling and skin separately. just do the slant eyes thing at me instead
2025-06-14 20:52:49
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pearl___03
pearl___03 :
tackling the big topics I see
2025-06-14 09:28:25
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thelatteghost
ghost 🦇 :
i constantly think about the cali dude that pulled up to NYC and tried to order a scooped bagel, and when he posted about it, someone paid him to immediately leave New York and never return 😭
2025-06-14 13:28:28
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suyfan390
Suyfan390 :
These bagels were promised to me 3000 years ago
2025-06-15 02:00:03
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voidfridgr
Alec :
Dude I saw the first part of this video at four in the morning, didn’t understand antisemitism part was a joke, started thinking I was letting down the Jewish community, I am Jewish😭
2025-06-14 13:15:10
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harbringer__
Jeff :
This lowkey got me in the mood for a scooped bagel
2025-06-14 20:05:46
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holyflygon
Holyflygon :
Wait what’s wrong with blueberry and cinnamon raisin
2025-06-14 17:17:56
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mikefallon74
Mike :
Let’s talk about your views on Palestine
2025-06-15 04:07:57
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yuv_gee
yuv_gee :
Just ate a scooped bagel this morning as a proud israeli jew
2025-06-14 18:08:33
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menstrualcup
menstrualcup :
im a jew who works at a bagel shop in a small conservative az town. the horrors ive seen... the horrors...
2025-06-14 16:09:04
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finztok
Finztok :
It’s not that deep
2025-06-16 09:53:54
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marycontrary11
MaryContrary11 :
Please tell me this is your dissertation
2025-06-14 08:43:06
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