@drewdirksen: When you’re love language is scaring your wife

BOY CHAD :

She sits in a random chair that wasn’t in the house before?

Незуко🎀 :

. :

PROFESSOR SLUGHORN IS THAT YOU

GooningChallenger :

I secretly goon to mommy ASMR but no one will know because this will be at the bottom

Kennedy✝️ :

Juan :

I remember when people’s reactions used to be real

Nickersonthe4th :

“Just like we practiced”

coXD :

Hug❌ heart attack✅