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treeberculosis
da Twisted Branch ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ :
This has john mulaney vibes. I know ghe accent has alot of the vibe but the timing too
2025-06-18 19:23:51
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sketchwriteread
Lillian :
The Meep Meep / DunDun parallel was completely unexpected and wildly hilarious
2025-06-19 07:01:16
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krys1431
Krystal Patton :
mind you I was over on the bench
2025-06-19 15:50:35
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clancys_taco_bell
(TØP |-/) Clancy's Version :
imagine wanting to buy one for sewing purposes and you get arrested 😆
2025-06-19 09:54:47
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captaindevilhawk
Captain Devilhawk :
Elite storytelling
2025-06-18 17:22:34
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tcookies92
Cookie :
ROADRUNNER NOOOOO I TRUSTED YOOOOUUUU
2025-06-18 23:55:03
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sunnyclover28
Amla Day :
the audience did not appreciate how f*cking funny that was I'm dying 😂❤️
2025-06-19 05:40:19
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adamastismz
adamastism. :
Is it bad I kinda want one idk wtf I would do with it I just want to say I own a JCPenney child mannequin for some reason maybe I can figure out a character to dress it as
2025-06-19 02:45:58
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lettersneversentmusic
LettersNeverSent! :
this looks like someone from the 90s doing stand up
2025-06-19 05:31:34
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the_mad_witch
◇♡Maria♡◇ :
I'm crying this is hilarious! 🤣
2025-06-18 17:44:23
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ken_ichijouji_
Matt ♟️⚾️/🐍🪽 :
My theatre teacher got a mannequin from a closing forever 21
2025-06-19 12:43:15
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scottyscribbler
Scottfre D. Scribbler :
I’m just gonna assume this is the plot of that movie that Warner bros shelved. Coyote vs. Acme is the lawsuit surrounding this case.
2025-06-19 01:29:10
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bdssrs
bdssrs :
Unless you have a license as a seamstress or a clothes designer and can prove it then definitely look into that person buying that maniquine.
2025-06-19 19:24:13
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emmasbongwater
є๓๓ค ◡̈ :
yes but it wouldn't be mariska doing it, this has ice t written all over it lmao
2025-06-19 18:19:22
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ergo_eros
Joseph :
"mowing down dozens of new York city's finest" is for some reason the funniest line in this whole thing bc it's all over a mannequin 😭😭😭
2025-06-20 02:03:03
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emptysquarepro
🇨🇦Mitchell McIntyre🇨🇦 :
the "Meep Meep/Chun Chun" is an all timer punch line.
2025-06-20 06:10:19
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no.aim.just.me
noaimjustme :
This had me dying for 10 minutes straight legit on of the best setups, punchlines, and deliveries I’ve heard in a while! And the DUN DUN sound sealed the coffin.😭
2025-06-20 04:52:39
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autumngravity
AutumnGravity :
I would give anything to see Mariska Hargitay team up with Wile E. Coyote. The Meep Meep/Dun Dun combo was genius icing on the cake that was this scenario.
2025-06-19 02:23:35
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thatsperverted
Herbert West 💉 :
I have a mannequin from JC Penney she's my size and I call her Skipper like Barbie's little sister.
2025-06-20 04:45:39
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marybiggay
rahhh :
This was an emotional rollercoaster and I’ve been laughing the whole time. You should be so famous bro
2025-06-19 14:23:43
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will_she_do_it
Pickle Sno-cone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ :
we got there
2025-06-18 17:55:10
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birdbrainsduh
Inertia ⚡️🐍 :
Meep Meep 😭
2025-06-19 20:39:37
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adott.ei
❀ ˚。⋆ ♡ ˚cece˚ ♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ :
this is just how my brain is all the time
2025-06-19 17:48:29
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pootiechang
pootiechang :
Juan Mulaney
2025-07-13 04:50:20
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bradyflems
BradyFlems :
why does this fella remind me of the snl sketch/movie "its pat"?
2025-07-19 22:42:51
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