@miaomiao09908: I Found A Pregnancy Test In The Trash, But I'd Secretly Gotten A Vasectomy. The Next Day, I Overheard My Wife Talking To Her Mom, "Of Course MI Tell Him It's His. I Did This With The First Child. He Didn't Notice. My Lover Isn't Ready For Kids." When She Was At Work, I Packed My Stuff & Left. I Sent The Pregnancy Test To Her Lover's Wife. She Called Me & Said Sth That Shocked Me To My Core.#reddit