Tawny Platis
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Sasha Bank :
I was hoping you'd say SQL was druid, because everyone calls it squirrel.
2025-06-25 14:25:10
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Julia :
Assembly is for wizards, Rust is for warlocks because you’re making contracts with the borrow checker for great power, Haskell is for paladins because it’s pure (functional programming joke), JavaScript is for Druids because the NPM ecosystem is a jungle filled with wild things waiting to ambush you (remember leftpad?). Erlang is for artificers because the BEAM is an amazing construct of ancient power
2025-06-25 14:36:08
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user76305332213 :
I think I should give it a try
2025-06-25 23:40:57
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TheMeanderer37 :
Ancient Anguish?
2025-06-26 15:13:20
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rj_writes9 :
Would COBOL be a warlock? You've made a pact with a great old one and speak in an insane language that no one born in this era understands, but its still good for an oomph as long as you nap every few hours
2025-06-25 16:18:06
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Jemica Ribbons :
oh can we know the program? I'd like to learn too ❤️
2025-06-29 17:24:42
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David P :
it's a weird line of thought, but I like it.
2025-06-25 20:39:28
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Scott O :
powershell could be warlock, I feel like. making a deal with a powerful entity 🤣
2025-06-25 21:07:57
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lbmango :
as a theorist, I guess I'm a wizard main. fair
2025-06-25 17:02:03
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@CityLyf (1.4 Million) :
When did super models start coding?
2025-06-25 14:05:41
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Kiss_My_Axe_In_TX :
No front end dev is making 135k. 70k maybe.
2025-06-26 02:32:42
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D$ :
This is actually so cool
2025-06-25 15:26:49
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Coley Logan :
I'm going to have to give it a try.
2025-06-25 22:04:36
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Ampsand888 :
Trust me, Fortran is a warlock because you’re haggling with an archaic demon (calculus basically) who is old (like 1977 old) and bound to ruin you at some point. Also, you will learn to swear by this code.
2025-06-25 15:27:46
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Treadstone :
Is this a success story and/or sponorship? 🤔😁💃 either way spot on with sql lol
2025-06-25 14:38:00
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Kara Valentine :
is machine code barbarian?
2025-06-25 21:30:15
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Cat-eyed Mage :
Mnemonic Devices are Rarely sensible
2025-06-25 20:19:12
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That 1 Cell Phone Guy :
JavaScript programmers be out here like 👀
2025-06-25 17:57:29
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Akhayy :
Has anyone ever told you you look/ sound like Kate Siegel?!
2025-06-25 18:19:38
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lowend_cook :
So where does C++ fall in all of this?? Having to learn it for school
2025-06-25 16:27:29
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Boomtown :
Your voice will never not be familiar.
2025-06-25 20:07:57
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Ian Baylis :
I think Javascript is a rogue because it gets into everything and typescript is a knight or paladin who used to be a rogue but now has standards and javascript is now beneath him (it's a superset of js so js is literally beneath/underneath Typescript)
2025-06-25 22:36:37
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Michael Garner :
🤣🤣🤣 accurate! 🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-25 17:16:09
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dreamingscion :
Boot only teaches backend though. 😭
2025-06-26 00:19:38
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