@tawnyplatis: 💕unserious jokes💕 The species you want to be in lord of the rings just shows everyone what your emotional attachment style is 🐇 Hobbits – anxious-preoccupied attachment style disguised as cottagecore 🌲 Elves – qdismissive-avoidant with good hair ⛏️ Dwarves – secure-ish and furious 🧙♂️ Wizards – disorganized ancient attachmet 🧍♂️ Men – fearful-avoidant main character energy 💀 Orcs – you don’t have an attachment style, you have a trauma response 🌳 Ents – earned secure (but it took a few centuries) #funny #movies #lordoftherings #lotr #nostalgia #millennial #2000s #90skids #childhood #comicconcruise
Not me shouting “elf!!!” then shutting up reeeeeeally quickly…
2025-06-22 22:35:06
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Andrea Kahlow :
. . . But what if I wanted to be a Ringwraith?
2025-06-23 04:09:44
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onyxozziespice :
Omg you look and sound like Kate Segel
2025-06-24 06:21:25
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yael :
“Well I’m obviously an Ent, so she won’t even say anything about…OH MY GOD WHY?!”
2025-06-23 07:08:39
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Nathan Keenan :
What about the Dúnedain?
2025-06-22 23:29:09
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Laura :
im a dwarf, but constantly aspire to hobbit 🤣
2025-06-22 22:09:32
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Hearth Holmes :
Called out "oh honey you dissociate like it's a Art form" 🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-22 22:08:13
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WrenLikeTheBird :
I identify with Smaug 😅
2025-06-24 09:44:39
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garrettmcgee24 :
What if I’m Bill the pony
2025-06-23 12:34:16
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Farrell88🏴 :
I've long associated with Dwarves. Now I know why!
2025-06-23 10:08:27
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Dr.Bookwyrm :
Me, wanting to be an elf: Haha, accurate....yeah, that's fair....taking this a bit far, aren't we?.....hey now.....okay, you can stop! I get it, stoicism and emotional unavailability aren't coping mechanisms, sheesh!!
2025-06-23 01:36:23
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DeBeau’sGhost 🇵🇸🇦🇺 :
I’m an elf because I’d also seethe for 3000 years about my uncle trying to touch my hair like a creep
2025-06-23 03:30:21
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Aly Weicht :
I need to go on that cruise 😭
2025-06-23 02:56:23
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lex :
What does it say that younger me was an elf full hearted but older me is a hobbit lol. Think that makes me bilbo
2025-06-24 00:51:18
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SillyGoose_Marvelite :
the Hobbit one is spot on. only thing I don't make sourdough lol
2025-06-22 22:06:36
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Vulki :
Im a wizard that likes to hide as a hobbit when Im burnt out being everyone's therapist
2025-06-23 17:10:42
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captainwheelbarrow :
I want Tolkien to react to this 😂
2025-06-24 09:25:11
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🇵🇸Circe Brimstone :
I wanna be a Balrog, figure that out
2025-06-23 11:07:36
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Fox and the Hound🇨🇦 :
...as someone who wavers between wanting to be a dwarf or hobbit *constantly* I feel.... extremely called out for all of this video.
also THERES A LOTR CRUISE?! WITH FELICIA DAY?! oh god I have never had such FOMO as I do right now😭😭😭💀
2025-06-23 19:24:08
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CanadianaHobbit 🇨🇦 :
*looks at my username* oh
2025-06-23 07:20:23
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ele5ment :
I love all this and I'm so excited to see you there!!
2025-06-23 18:53:39
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Tarends7 :
This was so real. I dont think I've so respectfully been read to filth. "disassociate like its a art form"....just wow 😅😅
2025-06-24 02:47:16
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Sad_holliday :
I had to literally just pause and stare at a wall when I heard the elf explanation.
2025-06-23 05:31:09
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Brynn :
I had a dream that I was on the cusp of becoming an elf, but they wouldn’t let me in because my eyebrows weren’t pretty enough. I was devastated.
2025-06-23 04:39:23
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Eri Is Online!! :
DWOBBIT IM A DWOBBIT I scream as they drag me away from the lotr convention.
2025-06-23 14:28:42
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