@reddit88388: My sister threw me a surprise party just to announce she was marrying my fiancé. Your ceremony works for me, she said. Well, glad you paid already. He just winked and said, Honestly, we just wanted an audience. I nodded, handed over a box, and said softly, Open it later. My little cousin got curious and opened it. Inside The cottage deed. In my name. Signed two years ago. #reddit