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rachelwarner_ :
When regulars or customers say “we’re back again” say “I know I already called the cops”
2025-06-27 01:56:08
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alexandria ♡ :
“ i’ll be back when you’re chewing to ask how it is”
2025-06-26 19:59:17
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ur gf :
well done? we will be waiting here all night
2025-07-21 13:41:12
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Lex 🖤 :
This comment section made me realize how boring I am at my job 😭😭😭
2025-06-26 23:46:48
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99c :
… me casually trying to remember all these at 3 am ….
2025-06-27 10:12:29
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Dawn_WestYorks :
If the card machine doesn’t work “sorry he gets nervous under pressure”
2025-06-28 17:14:42
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lauren🤟🏼 :
"any dessert tonight or was i sweet enough?"
2025-06-26 17:43:01
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Aniston Faul :
I carry around gold star stickers and put them on the checks and when i drop it off i say “yall were such a good table i gave u a gold star”
2025-06-26 02:32:58
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G I A N N A :
when they ask for refills or more bread i say “nope that was your last free one sorry next is gonna cost ya” then walk away n come back with their refills😭
2025-07-21 13:06:02
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K!ttyF0reman🆘🇺🇸 :
When I make mistakes I say “I swear I work here”
2025-06-27 14:40:09
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B :
“Any allergies I should be aware of or are we going to find out ourselves”
2025-06-26 17:48:40
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Nevaeh<3 :
“I would sing but I don’t wanna ruin your birthday”
2025-06-26 16:20:12
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bayli.c :
when two ppl order identical meals i say "let's hope i don't mix these up" and it gets the boomers giggling
2025-06-26 15:38:03
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ju :
I’m too awkward to say any of these
2025-06-26 14:12:20
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Logan :
When they’re fighting over the check go “okay who is tipping more.”
2025-06-27 09:26:32
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Marie Love :
No. They ask for something I say no “jokingly”.
2025-07-21 15:06:33
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Toni :
Not a server, but I’ve been reading these like I’m about to clock in for the dinner rush.
2025-07-08 15:00:39
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kt :
when u spill a drink a little bit or food falls on the table “table is thirsty/hungry too”
2025-07-21 14:31:03
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Amish.Santa :
“Oh my god I finally found you guys!” When it’s been a long minute
2025-07-15 04:41:04
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Brandon Cruz :
If food is taking too long I bought myself a good fifteen minutes using “oh sorry they’re still killing the (whatever animal is the protein) back there.” If it’s seafood I say they’re still swimming for it, vegetables still growing etc
2025-06-26 16:49:20
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drew3739 :
Refilling teas or waters I say “this rounds on me y’all”
2025-06-26 21:25:23
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JK ⭐️ :
When the plate is clean and they say they hated it I hit em with the “couldn’t even stand the sight of it!”
2025-06-26 13:35:37
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ellie<3 :
for groups of blue collar men i always say “welcome in ladies” they find it hilarious
2025-06-27 03:40:31
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MS AMIYA🐆😻 :
“since it’s all on one I’ll go ahead and add my order in too” made $350 in 8 hrs
2025-07-21 02:35:39
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Samantha :
“First date?” wheh it’s an elderly couple
2025-06-28 18:30:55
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