DMs hate their players. Last session we had. DM "There's a blind secretary." Me, a cleric: "Can I role religion to see if my patron cures their blindness?" DM: "sure".... nat 20. I said my name was Jesus to the secretary.
2025-06-26 02:46:26
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Dottie :
when our rogue first multiclassed into Warlock he took prestidigitation and him and the wizard got in an argument so they just repeatedly shit each other's pants
2025-06-25 21:37:24
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Shady :
Prestidigitation does not specify that the mess tk soil the area needs a source, nor does it specify a required destination to clean it. It's. Magic. It just happens.
2025-06-26 15:31:30
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TheShiaxArtist :
Power Word: Defecate. 😂
2025-06-26 00:33:17
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FeelOhSophie :
Prestidigitation FTW
2025-06-25 21:08:53
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Blake :
I will be using this next week. Good luck to my dm.
2025-07-24 23:29:37
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BlueSpark1024 :
They aren’t rules, they’re more like guidelines.
2025-06-26 00:59:40
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Dissapointalini :
I'm not a Dm, I've never been a dm, but this just seems like something that all of my magical players SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO, no dice rol needed, only to determine the amount that goes into that guys pants
2025-06-26 01:13:55
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raven :
as a chaotic dm I would fully allow my party to do this type of thing, mostly because some times it just ends up being funny and keeps me creative as a dm
2025-06-26 03:30:31
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stankonya :
prestidigitation is god tier "yeah i want him feel like hes about to shit his pants any second" "i want him to feel the most insane itch of his life in the center of his back. since its not an actual itch it can never be scratched" "i want them to feel completely congested"
2025-06-26 02:04:41
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xBlitzFalconx :
had a druid cast "create water" inside a persons lungs. and used "adjust temperature" to raise the temperature by 15 degrees *inside the bbeg*. so his core temp immediately went from 98f to 113f. instant heat stroke and death.
2025-06-26 02:50:11
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Tooks🏴 :
Technically doable but also I believe prestidigitation would require touching said object to clean or soil it. But you could definitely use it's effects to make someone's clothes dirty and then have the smell of shit appear in their noses
2025-06-26 00:44:09
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Redwon the Chef :
I hate DM who push back on the players too much because they have the “better” idea or narrative. I would have totally let this happen and made a whole thread about this and that possibly have this NPC find out what happened to him and come back to take his revenge.
2025-06-26 02:03:21
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jfern.official 📚 :
I am currently playing a wizard. Guess what I’m going to do next time some character pisses me off 😃
2025-06-26 09:18:54
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Wojo :
Welcome to DnD! Where the rules are made up and the points don't matter!
2025-06-26 11:39:34
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LunarRose18 :
I literally made two guards get into an argument and fistfight because I used prestidigitation to make it seem like one of them was constantly letting loose rancid farts. They separated and we were then able to pick them off one at a time 👌
2025-06-25 21:32:30
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Adam the Saint :
I've always wanted to be a part of a D&D group. i never played before, but it looks super fun.
2025-06-26 23:04:40
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Ethan :
God damn I love this sketch
2025-06-25 21:01:52
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Jacob Smith :
prestidigitation is the bread and butter of the rogue/bard multiclass
2025-06-25 23:13:03
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Beastswagerson :
the dnd podcast die of laughter allready made this joke
2025-06-26 03:53:30
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RUN DMG :
seems reasonable to me 🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-26 12:17:44
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Cricket Bug683 :
the way I absolutely CACKLED at this 🤣🤣
2025-06-26 05:02:51
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