Rachel Makes a TikTok
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Friday 27 June 2025 06:24:59 GMT
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Hoovooloo :
Real talk from someone who thinks Malort gets a bad rap: It's super duper bitter and very astringent and it tastes like you concentrated grapefruit pith, but if you add just a few drops to a fruity drink it TOTALLY fills the drink out. It's truly Bitters, rather than a regular drinking liquor.
2025-08-01 01:09:31
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ParisButNotFrance :
It tastes like the liquid made up of all of the spills from mixing drinks on a bar rail strained through soggy cardboard.
2025-07-05 20:58:09
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Chrico88 :
It coats every millimeter of your mouth. 🤣
2025-07-11 02:55:35
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Charity :
I did not at anytime chew on a church pew. HOWever... I somehow know, without a doubt, what that tastes like.
2025-07-09 03:49:46
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ders :
YOU have a grown daughter? girl you look like someone's just freshly grown daughter 😭😭♥️♥️
2025-07-07 17:59:07
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The wanderer :
I’ve had it, I’m one of the few that didn’t think it was that bad. 😁
2025-07-08 02:17:20
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mothra :
I must be one of the only people in the world who doesn't mind it all that much. It's not tasty, but it's simply not as bad as people say. Mild burnt rubber after taste. Would drink again if someone else was paying.
2025-07-07 05:03:12
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leatherneck1492ttv :
From Chicago and it’s true af
2025-07-07 13:19:12
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Lord of the ‘Tism :
I watched someone try Malort and they started gagging and their friend said “that is the correct reaction”
2025-07-24 00:17:05
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D :
It’s the fact that malort of all things is trending lol. This used to be a party trick us Chicagoans would pull on our unsuspecting out of town friends and now everyone knows about it 😩 I guess some traditions die because of the internet
2025-07-08 16:44:27
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Hobbit in the City :
All of these are true. And I drink Malort often, because I love to hate it, and I want everyone else to love to hate it as much as me.
2025-07-05 17:47:34
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UnicornOfTheClouds :
“If your parents divorce had a flavor” is absolutely SENDING me 🤣 I can’t ☠️
2025-07-07 05:16:38
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Themoonlightninja :
“His name was on the prayer list” is FRYING ME 😂😂
2025-07-05 12:27:14
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jtothep716 :
It’s not as bad as you might anticipate. Kind of like Listerine if they had a licorice flavor. Notes of original flavor NyQuil
2025-07-05 21:45:53
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Thebakedcurrypepper98 :
millort tastes like if you were to pour jagermeister through dirt and let it strain and then pour it again to distill it through cardboard that has been soaked in gasoline
2025-07-07 05:44:45
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TrystanMadWolf :
I experienced it as liquid sawdust.
2025-07-25 16:55:25
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athelasse :
I mean just look up their official advertisements from billboards and stuff it’s hilarious
2025-07-06 16:24:58
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Thecheezitbandit5 :
Im from Chicago. These are all accurate statements.
2025-07-10 03:32:48
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BestBuysexual :
it tastes like you want to fistfight your father, no matter how good your relationship is with him
2025-07-06 08:54:21
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Nooga Marcus :
Malort, when you want to drink water or if the Chicago River, and you dint want that flavor to ever go away...
2025-07-07 10:03:10
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Kat._.Matt :
Bar near me had trick and treat Jell-O shots for Halloween. The trick shot was made with malort. 🤣
2025-07-26 01:42:23
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Orb Boy :
You don’t want to try Malort
2025-07-09 17:10:01
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BirdBrain623 :
I love how they specified the middle part.
2025-07-05 09:52:36
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Kei 🩷💜💙 :
It taste like lemon corpses 😭 I love it
2025-07-08 03:14:39
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Stephanie Hill :
this is the best thing I've seen all week 🤣
2025-07-07 15:58:58
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