✂️*ੈ✩‧₊ 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝓊⋆˚࿔𝜗𝜚⋆✂️ :
You heard it right here, folks. Mangoes have given me ED. ED? What is, Ed you may ask? the DYSFUNCTION of the bottom parts. Now, how have mangoes given me this? how. how could it POSSIBLY happen? Well... when you're exposed to too much mangoes.. y-y-you tend to become a... m-mango addict- like, you know- them people with, um... my strange addiction squad. i- I guess you could say mangoes are my strange addiction. Yes, I admit it. I get a bit frisky when I look at mangoes. That's why I have to lock my room, turn off ALL the lights, put on mango ASMR, and just look at mangoes, while getting a bit too excited- obviously. getting a little bit too excited. Then, when you do this every single day, it becomes overused, and when it becomes overused you lose function of that specific body part. Yes. and I truly do hate this. I truly do dislike this. I DON'T WANT AN ED. I-I WANT IT TO FUNCTION.. how else am I gonna spread my bloodline through the hours of this world..? HOW ELSE?
2025-06-30 15:12:07