This is the truth they don’t want you to see | Inspired by @𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰚 🇹🇷 NADER SHAH: Donald… come here. Now. DONALD TRUMP: Nader, listen. I can explain everything. It’s fake news, total fake news! NADER SHAH: Do not insult my intelligence, Donald. I saw the letter. I saw the tweet. “Hanging out with Catherine the Great”?! What do you mean by that? DONALD TRUMP: She’s just a friend, believe me. We were just talking strategy. You know, empires and greatness — two leaders having a chat. That’s all! NADER SHAH: A “chat” does not require candlelight, harpists, and imported figs from Greece. You think I built an empire just to be played like a court jester?! DONALD TRUMP: Look, Nader, baby— you’re tremendous. Really, the greatest Shah. Big swords, powerful mustache. I wouldn’t trade you for ten czarinas, believe me! NADER SHAH: Flattery will not save you this time. I crossed the Hindu Kush with less drama than this! You told me I was your only sultan of swing… DONALD TRUMP: And you are! You are the sultan of everything — swing, style, strength. I even told Melania you have better hair! NADER SHAH: Enough! You will make it up to me. A gift. No — an offering. DONALD TRUMP: Anything you want. A palace in Mar-a-Lago. A golden camel. A lifetime supply of baklava. Just please don’t invade my golf course again… NADER SHAH: One more slip-up, and I’ll exile you to the deserts of Qom with nothing but a red tie and a tent. Now go. And delete Catherine from your “Friends and Allies” list. DONALD TRUMP: Done. Totally deleted. She’s out. You’re the only empire I’m building from now on. NADER SHAH: Good. Now fetch the royal tea. And none of that weak stuff you serve in Manhattan. #iran #iranian #persian #muslim #shia #sunni #america #usa #american #unitedstates #canada #canadian #culture #middleeast #asia #northamerica #state #conflict #war #battle #empire #kingdom #republic #funny #meme #humor #trending #whatif #cool #dog #nationalistedit #history #modern #politics #capcut #edit #fyp - @basileshah