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cashewthegay
cashewthegay :
switching to the british guy translator had me losing it
2025-07-01 20:09:43
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dan.can.56000
Dan can 56000 :
is there anything I can do to stay safe
2025-07-01 17:05:39
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chukssensei
Chuks :
the dub translation 😂🤣
2025-07-01 17:17:13
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oneish_
rumpleforeskin :
dale newton has a right to defend himself
2025-07-01 17:09:53
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kittyhawk_official
Leah :
Thank god they translated American English to British English
2025-07-03 08:59:29
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president_gerald_r._ford
President Gerald Ford 🏳️‍⚧️ :
liberty save us
2025-07-01 17:11:22
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stuffwithrellmi
millerquaife :
Ai don't believe it.
2025-07-02 11:01:18
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jxscrown
Crown Jester :
I heard Dale Newton is anti-Semitic, he said he would rather celebrate July 4th in his own backyard with his own family instead of kissing a rock in Israel
2025-07-02 04:50:58
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hidinginmyroom42069
HidingInMyRoom:3 :
Would be nice to have a day where news doesn’t happen
2025-07-01 20:54:47
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skybeauty2294
skybeauty :
should we believe this
2025-07-02 14:20:36
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jennaaaay79
IHeartDogs :
The dub over the neighbor’s voice 🤣🤣🤣
2025-07-02 02:58:48
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_gone_feral_
SoSaysCat :
Have you been to lower west side Chicago during the 4th??
2025-07-01 18:01:20
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kayvonlindy
KayVonLindy :
WHO sold out Lenny?!
2025-07-01 18:01:08
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theqslayer
LibTard :
That is a violation of personal privacy - I’m gonna tell my orange zaddy!
2025-07-03 01:25:42
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mr.hyphae
🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️ :
In Illinois this isn't a joke... it's the law!😭
2025-07-02 10:19:27
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tania.ouellette13
Taniaouellette :
I know this is onion but this vould also be a news these days
2025-07-01 23:50:05
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spencerliciously
Spencer :
THE VOICEOVER TRANSLATION FOR SOUTHERN 🤣🤣🤣
2025-07-02 01:36:16
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gabrielevtehr
gabriel :
2 comments 💔
2025-07-01 17:06:32
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ktspeedruns
KTSpeedruns :
This describes the cold war.
2025-07-02 14:33:47
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johnconnor748
johnconnor748 :
This is very concerning
2025-07-03 02:39:05
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classicmotoring
Pratts Petrol Pump :
We need a follow up on this
2025-07-02 09:28:46
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basthemuss
Bas The Muss :
The VO 😅
2025-07-06 09:14:54
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userayfiliafyaaayfilwaf
Lanthiel :
ok
2025-07-01 17:05:36
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justaneasttexan
nurseruthiepooh :
despite sanctions and Pentagon took me out😂😂😂😂
2025-07-03 09:38:21
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giant_thunder3
George Washington :
Eh too realistic.
2025-07-04 02:38:08
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