If he ain't Asian, I ain't chasin. If he aint squinting, I aint sprintin. If he aint oriental, he aint in my mental. If it aint rice, it aint nice. if my dog ain't in danger, he a stranger. If he ain't yellow, I ain't sayin hello. If it ain't noodles, l'm sayin toodles. If he ain't foreign, he borin. If it ain't sushi, it ain't juicy.