@dailymisinformer: #monologuejokes

Klea Roller :

Every year they do this.

jewjam :

again? or is this from 2 years ago?

Mothman :

This account is named missinformer… but what sated was an actual statement made by governor Cox about the drought and water crisis that’s currently plaguing the south west

the bone collector :

Hey, Utahn here. I’m stealing this and not crediting you. Thank you 🫡

Carlos Flores :

their magic underwear doesn't protect them from drought?

KoreanEnginerd :

well whoever prayed for rain needs to check their location,.cause I'm pretty sure Texas got it instead...

Ben Kline :

Utahs governor also has vested interest in alfalfa farms in Utah which consume massive amounts of water

Alex_has_tats :

10/10 joke. No notes

VoodooDiesel :

Utah just started jumping

korien :

It would take a lot of people bouncing up and down on the bed(rock).

eian801 :

Especially if you are going to BYU

Lymahbeanz :

and last weekend we got a thunderstorm, because someone has a sense of humor

Tunnelrat367 :

Let’s also ask Utah how the Mormon churches lawns stay so green, or how all the car washes and golf courses are using the water needed for farming

Oscar :

"huh" *swipes away* *Brain connects soaked and Utah and then Mormons* "Oh that's hilarious"

Christian :

Bravo sir!!! 👏👏👏

nick2late :

Well played. Well played.

Ace Hart :

i just threw my phone

That guy :

It’s true, I’m in Utah and I’m in quite the drought 😔

Reggie-in-law :

Lolz. I see what you did there. 😂

theglowyone :

🤣🤣🤣

Gena C :

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kat Curtis :

Utahn here and I’m CACKLING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Elexis :

Pillow Drool :

And how many new car washes have we built so far this year?

Julie Thompson :

🤣🤣

Maddie 🖤 :

this isn't even the first time 🤦‍♀️

Theresa :

funny enough we did get rain on the 4th 🤣

EchoOfShadows :

😂😂😂

Ashlynn 🌼 :

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HJ 💩 neighbor :

yeah he's done this every year. even bought billboards with that exact prayer idea

Ms.Mourning :

I need to know how to effectively bully Governor Cox 💕

OGsassyass :

😂😂😂😂😂

Carri :

He don’t make fun of Spencer. I am related to him….by marriage

piratequeen🦜🏴‍☠️🌴🦋 :

he always does that

Kelzi Dawn Samuel :

We live in the desert…. We are in a drought ever. single. year. What else is new

Ange :

😂😂😂

Zach Binks :

HAH!

Greekma5 :

They can just cloud seed like they did Texas 🤨

Nicole Jean :

not the first time he's done this either 😭

guitarmangarrett :

Listen.. I know it’s crazy, but ngl it’s worked the past couple years

801utfishing :

They just need to cloud seed again

Tikaaa🍉 :

😭😭😭

WitchyWeaver :

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Levi_Smitherey :

Fun fact, Utah conservatives don’t like him, Utah liberals don’t like him, Utah centrists don’t like him, NOBODY in Utah likes this POS!

D.E :

In a drought? Yeah that's hard to believe when our reservoirs hit 100% capacity this year maybe he should stop selling our water to California?!

Rrrrrrrrumi :

God forbid people cut back on their water usage, am I right?

user428091864 :

He said to fast too. Ugh

Michael Van brunt :

Why don’t they as the democrats that are hiding the weather machine

goodluckbarb :

He does this EVERY YEAR!